England Women’s Soccer Team Should Probably Rethink This Absurdly Provocative Slogan

When it comes to soccer, I don’t know anything except that most of the players enjoy flopping around like dying fish after being lightly touched by a member of the opposing team. When it comes to women’s soccer, I know even less. However, I do know that the England Women’s National Team is hungry for a hot load.

How do I know this? Just check out this sign that was made for them:

Oh my. You’d think they of all people would understand proper English. But hey, maybe they actually meant what they were saying?

While it’s well known that team USA has arguably the hottest roster in the field, I still had to see if any of the girls from England were top notch. So I decided to my due diligence and check out if any of the girls were worth what their sign is implying. Turns out that a few of them are definitely worth sexually disappointing.

Alex Greenwood is one of them (she’s on the left).

There is also the lovely Toni Duggan. She can bring the heat as well.

A photo posted by Toni Duggan (@toniduggan) on

A photo posted by Toni Duggan (@toniduggan) on

I still won’t be watching any of the World Cup, but these two gals are more than welcome to call me. We can have some chicken, maybe some sex.

  1. BetaPhiBeta

    Starting with “When it comes to soccer, I don’t know anything” doesn’t make it funny, it makes you sound ignorant. I get you, you don’t like soccer. Neither do I. But if you’re going to write about something maybe research a little you fuck

    10 years ago at 6:08 pm
    1. The Therapist

      Why would he research about something he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about?

      10 years ago at 7:21 pm
    1. duckdog

      When many Brits speak of someone close to them (family member, friend in a tight knit group, etc.) they precede their Name with “our”. The banner is meant to root on the Women’s Team conveying they belong to all of Britain. That said, if the girls above were to do a bukkake segment on Brazzers….I’d be OK with that.

      10 years ago at 9:29 am