Top TFMs of the Day

TFM Intern10 years ago

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Always asking her if she finished. Never actually caring. #TFM

2. Skipping class on sunny days to play golf. Skipping class on rainy days to avoid getting wet. #TFM

3. Asking what the course record is after your first good drive of the day. #TFM

4. Insisting that someone “never change” in response to their animalistic and detrimental behavior. #TFM

5. Explaining that you haven’t paid dues yet because you’re “not very liquid” at the moment. #TFM

6. “It’s good for the soul,” when referring to something very detrimental to your health. #TFM

7. Ron Burgundy immediately telling the entire office that he and Veronica had sex after she explicitly told him not to. #TFM

8. Being great at talking to moms and police officers. #TFM

9. “Hazing is a great way to show a new employee that they are not welcome or liked.” -Dwight Schrute. #TFM

10. Trusting your brothers with your life, but not with your sister or your alcohol. #TFM

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