Grilling Your Meat Directly On The Coals Is A Delicious Idea
The 239th birthday of our great nation is a little over a week away, so start preparing now for “Independence Day” marathons, garish displays of patriotism, blowing stuff up, and at least one drunken brother setting himself on fire.
Also, most importantly, grilling dead animals. But hold onto your meat, because I just learned of a radical new grilling technique that will fuck up everything you thought you knew about life.
When you fire up the Weber this Fourth of July, take off the metal cooking grid and throw the meat directly on the coals. According to Matt and Ted Lee in an article for The New York Times, the charcoal won’t burn your beef. Instead, it will coat your cut of meat in a robust and flavorful earthiness. They also recommend patting it down with a sweet and zesty dry rub before grilling.
Even Mr. Byres’s richly marbled five-pound “Eisenhower steak” (a Brobdingnagian rib-eye with short rib attached, about two feet long), when cooked 10 minutes on each side, emerged with just a couple of silver dollars’ width of char.
The sugary, spicy dry rub he had patted into the beef before it hit the fire caramelized into a nice crust with that crave-worthy wisp of smoky bitterness that is the objective of outdoor cooking, and so welcome against the sweet richness of luscious protein and browned fat.
Is it wrong that reading this gave me an erection? The guy has a way with words.
Cook it up rare or medium rare, throw that bitch on a plate next to some mashed taters, and wash it down with a brassy IPA (the bitter notes compliment the char-kissed beef wonderfully). Hold the veggies.
That’s right, despite what I said in this article, I do in fact drink IPAs sometimes. Chill your man tits..
[via The New York Times]
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Fuck IPAs you hipster
10 years ago at 4:26 pmI haven’t seen someone summarize the New York Times like that since Hillary’s last campaign speech.
10 years ago at 4:26 pmMeat.
10 years ago at 4:29 pmGrilling on rocks #TCousinEddieM
10 years ago at 4:32 pmI would rather not eat charcoal.
10 years ago at 4:34 pmSo you must be new to grilling.
10 years ago at 4:35 pmGrilling advice from the Screw York Times is NF.
10 years ago at 4:40 pmBoosh,
10 years ago at 7:32 pmTrying to be link king like Matt Drudge?
Best of luck.
Way to stand by your beliefs. Only took you a day to do a complete 180
10 years ago at 7:47 pmChill out, I don’t actually believe drinking an IPA magically turns you into a hipster.
10 years ago at 12:12 amYou did a 180 AND quoted the NYT. You’re the one who needs to sit a few plays out champ
10 years ago at 7:01 amNow that everyone says they drink IPAs he went from saying they cause man titties to “I drink them sometimes.” Do less my friend
10 years ago at 7:58 pm