Watch A Bunch Of Completely Idiotic Americans Sign A Petition To Ban The American Flag
When I first saw the headline for this, I thought “Nice — I enjoy a good video from The Onion.” Then I clicked on it and quickly realized it wasn’t a joke. These are real life American citizens signing a fake petition to ban the American flag from existence in a social experiment.
The man responsible for this video is media analyst Mark Dice (who is also certifiably insane because he believes in the Illuminati). He has done these stunts before to show just how uninformed and easily persuaded people can be when you evoke one’s emotions.
BREAKING NEWS: People are stupid..

America has been team fighting and winning since 1776.
10 years ago at 11:51 amNice try but wrong article bud
10 years ago at 11:55 amLove the enthusiasm though
10 years ago at 3:22 pmWhy am I not shocked that you enjoy Onion videos.
10 years ago at 11:54 amAre you more shocked or more surprised?
10 years ago at 12:23 pmWhy am I not surprised that you enjoy Onion videos.
10 years ago at 11:55 amOnce was enough bud
10 years ago at 12:02 pmI hate everyone that signed that petition
10 years ago at 12:03 pmSpoiler Alert: He cut everyone that told him to fuck off.
10 years ago at 12:07 pmGod hates flags!
10 years ago at 12:09 pmWait, is this petition for a flag for the new world order? Didn’t catch that part.
10 years ago at 12:14 pmIt’s scary that these same people will help decide who the next president will be.
10 years ago at 1:22 pmFuck the chive
10 years ago at 1:45 pmI hate liberals with the hot burning passion of 1000 nives.
10 years ago at 1:47 pmnifes*
10 years ago at 1:48 pmNice try, slugger
10 years ago at 1:54 pmStrike 2.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmStrike 759.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmDude you’re clearly around the age of 12. Idk how you found this website, but kindly fuck off of it.
10 years ago at 2:14 pm