Chrissy Teigen Goes Tits Out For The Boys, Might Permanently Break Instagram
Chrissy Teigen is so hot right now. Not just in her appearance — she’s just winning at life. She’s the supermodel version of Amy Schumer. You won’t find one person who hates this girl. Guys love her, girls love her. She’s funny, she’s a smartass, she’s not afraid to get drunk and toss out a first pitch, and she’s definitely not above going tits out for the boys on Instagram.
Just take a little venture over here to take a gander at the sailboat-less pic, and a gaggle of other hot photos. John Legend is one lucky son-of-a-bitch.
I put some obligatory hot Teigen photos here, knowing full well that everyone is long gone and staring at her bare nipple by now, but I needed to add a little substance to this piece. Just another day at the office..
Annnnd my pants just became a little bit tighter
10 years ago at 1:01 pmThat’s a real pretty titty.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmJust trying to find the perfect final sentence for the Shark Romance Novel. So excited! I hope you guys will like it. I bet you will.
10 years ago at 1:02 pmShark week gets old after the first 5 years.
10 years ago at 1:05 pmSays the guy who is new to posting on the site. How about you show some fucking respect.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmTake that hate speech somewhere else. SharkWeek is family around these parts.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmWhat made you think “couch69” was a good username?
10 years ago at 4:57 pmThe second mud-shark TFM has wrote about today. THE SECOND. Yet, no girls wearing letters.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmwasn’t mud-shark reserved for white girls though? Chrissy’s half asian
jesus,white boys smh
10 years ago at 1:29 pmReserved? WTF? No, its any non-African person who dates a nagger. Yourself included…it sounds like.
10 years ago at 1:41 pmUsing slurs and opposing interracial marriages, yet insisting that conservatives and fraternity men aren’t racist. FaF.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmFor a serial killer you’re sort’ve a huge asshole. Just sayin’.
10 years ago at 6:42 pmBehold everyone!The evil of the heterosexual white patriarchy!
10 years ago at 7:14 pmRacism and sexism course through the veins of the white man!
Yeah go ahead and get fucked. How do you complain about this at all?
10 years ago at 3:06 pmNext week is shark week, for those of you who were unaware
10 years ago at 2:15 pmWhat a week
10 years ago at 1:02 pmBout time TFM posts something relevant. #TitsWin
10 years ago at 1:04 pmYes to Harrison Lee!
10 years ago at 1:07 pmIt will break you “Instagram” boys. TDornMove.
10 years ago at 1:11 pmShe’s perfeeeeccttttttt
10 years ago at 1:12 pmSailboats on the tits? Really? Is this fucking amateur hour?
10 years ago at 1:13 pm#FreeTheNipple
10 years ago at 1:17 pmNo it’s tfm.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmWhen TFM actually includes the link to the NSFW version I’m actually surprised at this point
10 years ago at 1:17 pm“tig ol bitties”
10 years ago at 1:27 pmTeig ol’ bitties*
10 years ago at 4:33 pm