Smokin’ Hot Spearfishing Babe Valentine Thomas Is A Serious Catch
I think I’m in love, you guys.
Meet Valentine Thomas, a 28-year-old dime piece from Canada who would love nothing more than to sit on a boat, cast a line, and drink beers all day long. According to Canoe, she recently quit her job in finance to become a full-time fisherwoman. But it hasn’t been smooth sailing for the grouper-spearing goddess. Some people sippin’ the Haterade call her a “killer.” Don’t worry, Valentine. Those people are just jealous whales.
I don’t know why hot girls slaughtering wildlife turns me on the way it does, but seeing home girl pose with her bountiful, oceanic harvest makes my worm jiggle.
Hey girl, I’m a master baiter. Drop me a line?
I wanna flop around on top of her like a fish till she asks if I’ll be finished soon.
I’d tackle her box.
Holy mackerel!
Look at the size of that halibutt.
I wanna launch my spear into her tuna casserole.
If her canoe ever sprung a leak, I’d know how to fill the hole.
I only hope a girl like Valentine wanders into my life someday. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’ll just be here playing with my rod. #allthepuns.
[via Canoe]
If I wanted to see a bunch of different chicks posing all the time, I’d go to Brazzers. Give us some articles with substance. At least I can see nipples at porn sites.
10 years ago at 5:09 pmShe can be my Valentine.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmNo kidding. Tell a story or something. Everyday there’s the IBOTD, some shitty sorority recruitment video, and some celeb or random hot chick doing something, and while that’s all well and good, we all have immediate access to porn, which is much better. Try writing a column sometime.
10 years ago at 8:25 pmI’d let her chuck my spear
10 years ago at 5:15 pmYou stole this from the chive, which we all hate. Fuck you.
10 years ago at 5:38 pmYou read the chive
10 years ago at 6:31 pmApparently, so do you.
10 years ago at 7:34 pm“Via Canoe.” At the bottom.
10 years ago at 7:57 pmI wonder if she’d let me deep dive with her harPOON.
10 years ago at 5:38 pmI’ll be honest, this was a half-hearted attempt. It’s probably because she’s from Canada and my heart wasn’t in it. Taking my laps.
10 years ago at 5:45 pmI’d spear her fish and then eat it raw like sushi. But she wouldn’t let me near her, so never mind.
10 years ago at 6:55 pmI’d fuck her with my penis.
10 years ago at 7:20 pmUnderrated comment of the week
10 years ago at 7:39 pmThat backfired and your name
10 years ago at 12:49 amTries too hard
This chick is smoke, educated, well travelled, outdoorsy, and low maintainance. Suprised she has a gram.
10 years ago at 8:12 pmI think my username speaks for itself on this one
10 years ago at 8:43 pmHmmmm
10 years ago at 8:54 pmTesting testing, because apparently my comments have to moderated first before posting.
10 years ago at 8:56 pmPlease speak proper English.^
10 years ago at 12:55 pmWouldn’t mind spearing her.
10 years ago at 3:58 am