Ted Cruz Once Watched Porn With Sandra Day O’Connor
Porn: you know it when you see it.
Well, lucky for GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz, he supposedly got to see some hardcore porn with Sandra Day O’Connor back in the day.
The Texas senator has a new book coming out where he details his porn watching with O’Connor and much more. Here’s an excerpt:
Here I was, a 26-year-old man looking at explicit porn with Justice Sandra Day O’Connor. … As we watched these graphic pictures fill our screens, wide-eyed, no one said a word. Except for Justice O’Connor, who lowered her head, squinted slightly, and muttered, ‘Oh, my.’
I need more context here. Was it an “oh my” like a “this is awful”? Or was this an “oh my” like “oh my, I’m getting turned on, someone fuck me now”?
Stop reading and marinate in that. A wet, horny Sandra Day O’Connor. I’m getting a semi just thinking about it.
Cruz’s erotic novel … I mean, new book “A Time for Truth: Reigniting the Promise of America” drops Tuesday..
[via Politico]
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And we care because?
10 years ago at 10:51 amI don’t give a shit about his policies, but Cruz most definitely has a resting bitch face.
10 years ago at 10:58 amTed Cruz is the autistic version of Rand Paul. He saw Paul attracted people by offering different ideas and then Ted Cruz took that notion and ran it into to the ground by going extreme right wing.
10 years ago at 11:16 amIs this just a promo for his shitty book?
10 years ago at 11:01 amThanks for the advertisement, El Taco.
10 years ago at 11:05 amSandra Day O’Connor is the one from Terminator, right?
10 years ago at 11:24 amI need your gun, your boots, and your motorcycle.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmOn that note, the new movie looks like shit but ill be damned is Emilia Clarke isnt one of the baddest dimes ive ever seen. Best thing to come from UK since the US
10 years ago at 5:31 am“Ahh I too have fond memories of watching porn in the workplace. If only Ted Cruz got some of the sweet kiddy smut that I had before I got caught” -Dorn
10 years ago at 11:45 amyou tried
10 years ago at 12:07 pmWhat the hell are you blabbering, champ?
10 years ago at 12:27 pmRand Paul 2016
10 years ago at 12:04 pmThe prodigal son
10 years ago at 4:27 pmhttp://politi.co/1KppBeO
Here’s the full excerpt. Don’t care for Ted but it was a good read.
10 years ago at 2:42 pmHis dick had to be confused.
10 years ago at 4:59 pmEl Taco teenk we Noh half intehrrrnet too.
10 years ago at 5:38 pmCruz was in the room with the dude justices as well, but Taco made it seem it was just Sandy.