Rev Your Wallet Up By Winning Big Money Playing Fantasy NASCAR This Weekend
Ricky Bobby once credited Eleanor Roosevelt for saying, “America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.” Thanks to DraftKings, you can take advantage of that nasty speed by winning a crisp $100,000 by playing fantasy NASCAR this weekend.
Enter the $100K contest now for FREE
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers where you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $100,000 in their $250K Pedal To The Metal Contest. I didn’t stutter, motherfucker. That’s six figs. This is your ticket to making the rest of summer your bitch and partying your balls off. It’s also so easy to understand that even your girlfriend could play this shit.
You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a five-driver team that will go fast. Celebrate your freedom on Saturday and win big money on Sunday.
Enter the contest now for FREE
Your entry fee is completely covered if this is your first time. If you’re a seasoned vet like me, it’s only $3 to enter. What you do with your cold, hard cash is your own problem. It’s a good fucking problem to have. The top 18,230 people in this contest get paid.
Sign up now before the contest fills up and earn your shot at $100,000 or go broke and be a disappointment to America.
The Intern ain’t speeding, he’s qualifying.
10 years ago at 9:18 amThis is a fucking joke, right?
10 years ago at 9:31 amNASCAR fans are too poor and stupid. This will never work
10 years ago at 9:46 amWell you’d have to be pretty stupid to buy into this crap.
10 years ago at 2:12 pmIntern I hope you have a kid that gets paralyzed and you have to watch him try to walk and fail everyday.
10 years ago at 10:11 amThe intern is that kid.
10 years ago at 2:25 pm“Lets go round and round then turn to the left”- Eric Cartman, South Park
10 years ago at 3:02 pmHey I have an idea…let’s put a GIF of sexual harassment as the lead art. Fucking piece of shit intern.
10 years ago at 10:16 am