Ronaldo Returns Lost Phone To Group Of Hot Girls In Vegas And 100% Has Sex With All Of Them
What is it with this guy? We’re talking about the number 1 heartthrob in all of Europe. Ronaldo could have any girl he wants. The guy only has sex with women among the top 0.00001% of the hottest on earth, then here is falling ass backwards into the horny arms of four very attractive American women, just because he found a lost phone that belonged to one of them…? Fuck this guy.
Apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo, while vacationing in Vegas, found a lost, unlocked phone and decided to call its owner to track them down — presumably after scrolling through pics (nudes?) to ensure its owner wasn’t a fat slob who burns heaters and drinks Bud Heavy while bellied up to the nickel slots all day. But it’s Ronaldo, so of course the owner of the phone was young and hot, and of course she had three even hotter friends. Below is a picture of them.
If I lose my phone, whoever finds it is obviously keeping it and throwing it up on eBay, because that’s what normal people do. Or if they do find it in their heart to return it, it’s 100% the chain-smoking slob at the slot machine. It’s not Nina Agdal, which is the female equivalent to Ronaldo.
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The four apparently hit it off with the kickball superstar and later had dinner and drinks with him, then of course he brought them all up to his penthouse suite, as evidenced by the below Facebook post.
No doubt Ronaldo has a real solid hangdown on him, too. You know he does. Some girls guys have all the luck..
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So is Fail Friday going to be twice as long this week or are you guys going to continually disappoint us like usual?
10 years ago at 11:28 amOnly a little bit gay.
10 years ago at 11:29 amI bet you wish it was your phone, Dorn.
10 years ago at 11:36 amDorn tries to lose his phone at playgrounds, actually
10 years ago at 11:44 amFuck this Portuguese pussy. With that being said, am I jealous? Absolutely.
10 years ago at 11:36 amI would 100 % bang all of those women for 90 minutes + stoppage time
10 years ago at 1:56 pmI’d probably just last for the stoppage time
10 years ago at 8:09 pmRonaldo could do better honestly. I mean c’mon look at the girl on the far right.
10 years ago at 11:37 amY’all’d’ve fucked them
10 years ago at 12:29 pmGuy, the one on the right is the most attractive girl in the group.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmPreening, metrosexual European soccer players are coming after our women? Can we send our professional athletes to kick their asses?
10 years ago at 11:46 amAre you jealous? Probably.
10 years ago at 12:09 amReturning a girls phone only because she’s hot. TFM.
10 years ago at 11:46 amThe chain-smoking slob finding your phone, then taking her back to your standard king room at NY NY where all of your buddies are staying in order to make the room dirt cheap and flopping around on top of said slob. #TFM
10 years ago at 11:59 amThat was absolutely cringe-worthy. Drink bleach and then get lost.
10 years ago at 12:53 pmDoesn’t matter had sex
10 years ago at 2:07 pmHe scores once again…god damn him.
10 years ago at 11:59 amDid they get to see Blue Man Group?
10 years ago at 12:06 pmBlue Man Group. FaF.
10 years ago at 8:34 pm