The Cardinals Sent Some Rookies In Uniform To The Starbucks By Wrigley To Get Coffee For The Team
The St. Louis Cardinals have a day game today in Chicago, and that means those groggy professional baseball players are going to need some coffee to wake themselves up before the first pitch at noon.
Luckily, the Cardinals have rookies. What good are new guys if they can’t run to the Starbucks across the street from Wrigley Field in uniform to pick up coffee for the rest of the guys?
Yes the @Cardinals rookie relievers in uniform at @Starbucks across from Wrigley getting coffee for team pic.twitter.com/2x40XbbqZs
— Pat Parris (@PatParrisTV) July 7, 2015
#STLCards morning coffee run. Taking the baseball term "cup of coffee" to another level pic.twitter.com/Q1bKVtL2uz
— #VoteTsunami (@Cardinals) July 7, 2015
Gah! Look at that hazing! Doesn’t it disgust you? Hopefully some serious fines will be passed down to the St. Louis Cardinals for this kind of atrocious behavior.
Regardless of profession, new guys will always have the shit kicked out of them by veterans. It’s how the world works and it’s a good system. It doesn’t matter if you’re a pledge, a newly-minted college graduate on Wall Street, or a professional athlete. Life is about responding to adversity and building character.
Nothing builds character like coffee runs..
Image via Twitter
It only makes sense to now kick them out of the league and smear them in the media, if there’s other ways to handle this I don’t know it.
10 years ago at 11:52 amStop acting like this compares to the hazing allegations of fraternities. Some fraternity hazing is innocent like this but we all know it can and does get worse
10 years ago at 1:47 pmYou seem tense, probably should go fuck yourself.
10 years ago at 1:58 pmHow would you know, GDI
10 years ago at 2:22 pmYet getting caught for having a pledge binder that has you interview the brothers of the Fraternity you’re pledging can get you kicked off campus.
10 years ago at 11:53 am*insert joke about computer hacking* fuck the Cardinals.
10 years ago at 11:55 amI’m sorry what’s your favorite teams record?
10 years ago at 1:51 pmWe have separate definitions of “coffee runs”
10 years ago at 11:56 amYou disgust me Steve
10 years ago at 12:04 pmHorrible insight Steve
10 years ago at 12:15 pmSending the pledges to get you coffee before your intramural game TFM
10 years ago at 12:16 pmNot really
10 years ago at 10:59 pmWho needs a coffee?
10 years ago at 12:38 pmMaybe you should stick to getting coffee, Steve
10 years ago at 12:39 pmI liked it better when ESPN covered it. If I was as bad at my job as you are at yours I’d be unemployed you stupid fuck.
10 years ago at 12:42 pm