Zibbidy Boop Bop! Bill Cosby Put The Quaaludes In The Jello In The Pudding For The Sexy Ladies

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Bill Cosby has been sweating in his sweater since accusations of rape and assault from over 25 women became national news. Now, the proof is in the pudding. Newly released court documents say Cosby has given Quaaludes to women he wanted to have sex with.

From CNN:

“When you got the Quaaludes, was it in your mind that you were going to use these Quaaludes for young women that you wanted to have sex with?” Troiani asked.

“Yes,” Cosby replied.

“Yes,” was translated from his actual response: “Floobity Doobity, Zobbity Bobbity.”

I didn’t even know you could still get your hands on some ‘ludes. I thought they died in the ’80s alongside hair metal and “The Cosby Show.”

Speaking of Quaaludes, how good was this scene in “The Wolf of Wall Street?”

Bill Cosby, always pudding his dick where he shouldn’t.

[via CNN]

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  1. Bobby Wallets

    You need to stop pudding so many puns in these articles. This is a serious matter

    10 years ago at 1:37 pm
      1. Frabst

        Rad_Fem, I’d take you out to a classy surf and turf dinner at your local Outback Steakhouse just so we could go back to your place where I would then serenade you with ICP as I stuck it in your pooper.

        10 years ago at 7:30 pm
  2. RedPill

    This was in the 70s and 80s. It was no different that getting a girl a cigarette.

    10 years ago at 2:14 pm
  3. Colonel Reb forever

    You can accidentally kill someone, but you can’t accidentally rape someone–repeatedly in particular. So he’s a total piece of shit who deserves a slow painful death.

    10 years ago at 2:27 pm
      1. Colonel Reb forever

        Go make me a sandwich bitch. Go do that now and *maybe* I’ll let you blow me later.

        10 years ago at 3:25 pm
      2. Raylan_Givens

        I don’t typically respond to anything on here unless I have a joke to make but you ma’am (or sir since I’m 90% sure you’re a troll) are becoming a joke. If you really gave a shit about feminism then you would be fighting for the issues that women do battle on a daily basis. I agree that there is gender inequality in this world, despite what this season of True Detective may be trying to teach us. It’s nowhere near the level to which you describe but it’s there. However, coming on to a male-driven Greek site to try and stir the pot is doing nothing to help your feminism crusade you seem to be on. Secondly, go look up the actual definition of feminism. By all accounts, it is simply gender equality. And I don’t want to jump to conclusions (I’m going to anyway) but I believe my brethren on this site have absolutely no issue with women being treated with respect and equality if shown they have the same qualifications as a man.

        You seem to just be trying to piss off a bunch of fraternity men and are instead just being like that annoying gnat that won’t go away on a hot summer day in the south. Will you annoy us? Yes. Is anything you’re going to say/do really affect the way we go about our day? No. My advice to you is to start acting more like a textbook feminist than a feminazi if you want to see any change.

        Fully aware I just fed the troll guys, just felt like I needed to get that off my chest, not just because of RadFem but this insane “feminism” movement that I see on Twitter that is actually nothing more than trying to make men the lesser sex.

        10 years ago at 7:16 am
  4. RedPill

    This is America. Unless Mr. Cosby is convicted by a jury of his peers in a court of law, he is innocent.

    10 years ago at 2:35 pm