Verified Tinder Accounts Are Coming
I got matched with Taylor Swift on Tinder once. I was already suspicious when she told me to meet her at a Motel 6 in Pflugerville, Texas, but when I opened the door and saw a large, naked Korean man in a blonde wig riding a tricycle while shouting “I feer twenty twoooo!” I knew I had been duped. Luckily, the app makers hatched a plan that will prevent this sort of Tinder trickery from happening again: verified accounts.
Just like Twitter, real celebs will soon have a blue check mark next to their profile pictures.
From Digiday:
The addition comes at a time when celebrities are openly talking about being on the booming dating app. For example, Bravo host Andy Cohen, singer/actress Hilary Duff and even Lindsay Lohan have all publicly said they’re active Tinder users. Last year, Mindy Kaling’s character on “The Mindy Project” alsopretended to have a Tinder profile as part of a splashy campaign for her television show.
Sheeeeeitt. Given this information, most celebs probably won’t use their verified Tinder accounts to get in the pants of us common folk. They’re just trying to promote some bullshit reality TV show or quirky sitcom. Here’s how a Tinder convo will most likely go down:
You: Wanna get freaky this Friday?
Lindsay Lohan: Hey cutie! Catch my new reality show “Intervention: Disney Stars” every Wednesday at 8 p.m. on BET! <3 <3 Fuck you, Tinder. First you take away unlimited swipes (the most efficient way of finding a match) and now you turn the app into one big commercial in disguise. You guys are bigger phonies than Yung Chin, who has a beautiful voice, I might add..
[via Digiday]

It’s a good article when you have me laughing in the opening couple sentences.
10 years ago at 11:05 amI’m just waiting for the first verified account to make it onto ridiculous tinder pickup lines.
10 years ago at 11:14 am“Oh herro, you wan make fuk?”-Yung Chin
10 years ago at 11:35 amMe so horny, me sucky sucky! – Yung Chin
10 years ago at 12:47 pmSo did you leave Korean Taylor Swift or stay?
10 years ago at 11:44 amBoosh’s adventures on Tinder sound like a tale I wouldn’t mind reading.
10 years ago at 11:56 amWas Dorn already in the room when you got there? What color was his wig?
10 years ago at 1:07 pmBoosh,
10 years ago at 1:19 pmDorn is not Korean. He is Native American. Duh.
Dorn is actually French Mexican. Weird combination of two of the worst things you can be
10 years ago at 1:33 amActually fucked a French Mexican off of tinder. She sucked like a pro.
10 years ago at 12:24 pm