Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Losing your motor skills, but not your motorboating skills. #TFM

2. Switching from leg day to arms after spotting a group of hot girls in the gym. #TFM

3. Telling the GDIs waiting outside your house that you ran out of alcohol. #TFM

4. Announcing to the group that you feel “somewhat responsible” for something that was clearly 100% your fault. #TFM

5. Celebrating America’s birthday significantly harder than your own. #TFM

6. Endorsing your brothers on LinkedIn for skills they don’t have. #TFM

7. Discovering previously untapped athleticism while nearing a previously unattained BAC level. #TFM

8. Your old man talking to you for hours about school, yet not once bringing up grades. #TFM

9. Using your croakies as a tourniquet after a party trick goes wrong. #TFM

10. May I never wake up from the American Dream. #TFM

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    1. FrankNicodemus

      I know I’ll be down voted to hell for saying this, but they are blaming the no fail Friday on a “three day weekend.”

      10 years ago at 4:34 pm
      1. GirthBrooks

        The intern SHOULD have had it ready to go the day before…but we all know he’s a lazy piece of shit.

        10 years ago at 4:49 pm
  1. katalyst

    Intern is really learning some great life skills. Like being a fucking lazy shit. Get some Sharky shit and Fail Friday posted like it’s part of your job description. If you can’t hack it then pack your butt plug and move back to the dorms.

    10 years ago at 4:47 pm
  2. Normal Guy

    I always get drawn into these articles from the relatively cool thumbnail picture, and then am thoroughly disappointed when I actually read it

    10 years ago at 12:54 am
  3. Brotein Shake

    If you’re going to put a cool thumbnail on the story, at least give us the top pics of the day too. Then promptly go light yourself on fire.

    10 years ago at 6:33 am