Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Losing your motor skills, but not your motorboating skills. #TFM
2. Switching from leg day to arms after spotting a group of hot girls in the gym. #TFM
3. Telling the GDIs waiting outside your house that you ran out of alcohol. #TFM
4. Announcing to the group that you feel “somewhat responsible” for something that was clearly 100% your fault. #TFM
5. Celebrating America’s birthday significantly harder than your own. #TFM
6. Endorsing your brothers on LinkedIn for skills they don’t have. #TFM
7. Discovering previously untapped athleticism while nearing a previously unattained BAC level. #TFM
8. Your old man talking to you for hours about school, yet not once bringing up grades. #TFM
9. Using your croakies as a tourniquet after a party trick goes wrong. #TFM
10. May I never wake up from the American Dream. #TFM
We want an explanation
10 years ago at 3:24 pmWhere’s the fucking fail friday, intern?
10 years ago at 3:35 pmI know I’ll be down voted to hell for saying this, but they are blaming the no fail Friday on a “three day weekend.”
10 years ago at 4:34 pmThe intern SHOULD have had it ready to go the day before…but we all know he’s a lazy piece of shit.
10 years ago at 4:49 pmYou better double-down on fail Friday this week, then maybe we’ll let you eat
10 years ago at 3:43 pmIntern, I’m literally going to hunt you Most Dangerous Game style.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmDoes someone at Grandex owe you a life debt? How do you still have a job there?
10 years ago at 4:22 pmIntern is really learning some great life skills. Like being a fucking lazy shit. Get some Sharky shit and Fail Friday posted like it’s part of your job description. If you can’t hack it then pack your butt plug and move back to the dorms.
10 years ago at 4:47 pmIf only we had some type of wall to archive posts such as these
10 years ago at 7:13 pmI always get drawn into these articles from the relatively cool thumbnail picture, and then am thoroughly disappointed when I actually read it
10 years ago at 12:54 amIf you’re going to put a cool thumbnail on the story, at least give us the top pics of the day too. Then promptly go light yourself on fire.
10 years ago at 6:33 am