The Morning Bump: Streaking Through The Quad
Mornings are shit. Everyone knows that. You’re tired, you’re hungover, and you have to get up and do stuff. You could use a little motivation. A little pick-me-up. A little morning bump, if you will. Well here you go, bitch. Get jacked up and seize the motherfucking day.
“What’s this lyin’ around shit?”
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
John Daly has no shame, and neither should you.
That’s how it’s done. Blast a heater, toss it into your divot, fire it onto the driving range, and move on.
Don’t you ever stop believing.
Hold on to that weekend feeling all week long, baby.
“I’ll do one! I’ll do one!”
Now get out there, do more than one, take your clothes off, and go streaking through the fucking quad. Make this week your bitch. Godspeed..
I see you’re bringing the morning T boost over to TFM. Don’t screw it up.
10 years ago at 9:38 amI’ll try not to.
10 years ago at 9:42 amYou’re my boy Blue
10 years ago at 9:46 am“Once it hits your lips it’s so good!”
10 years ago at 9:54 amThis has fewer words than most Buzzfeed “articles.”
10 years ago at 9:40 amMorning bumps turning into lunch time lines TFM.
10 years ago at 9:45 amWell said, Bolen.
10 years ago at 9:57 amGermans didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor. I believe that was Japan.
10 years ago at 10:19 amWhoosh
10 years ago at 10:20 amBig if true.
10 years ago at 10:57 amDo me a favor and chug motor oil.
10 years ago at 11:23 amIs this your new thing? Saying fuck you to respectable articles and commendable Fail Friday and giving up these “Morning Bumps?” Damn you, damn you all to hell
10 years ago at 10:26 amAnyone remember a few month back when that popular high school football player streaked across the field? He committed suicide because they were going I place him on the sex offender registry for it.
10 years ago at 11:55 amBut go ahead and listen to Bolen.
Thanks Buzz Killington.
10 years ago at 1:44 pmFrank the Tank baby
10 years ago at 1:16 pm