Instagram Babe Of The Day: Dana From Illinois State University
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Meet Dana, a Chi Omega from Illinois State University. I know me and Paige are pretty much dating at this point, but this girl and her legs could cause trouble.
“I would like to extend to you an invitation to a party in my pants”
9 years ago at 7:10 amLegs for days and days
9 years ago at 7:23 amI would hold her fart in like a bong rip
9 years ago at 7:39 amThe only thing wrong with her legs is that they aren’t wrapped around my head.
9 years ago at 7:42 amyou know you’re a babe when you can rock a 1 piece
9 years ago at 7:47 amThat pic with the 1 piece though.
9 years ago at 7:48 amI’d buy her a drink at the bar just so she could throw it at me when I try to make sexual advances toward her
9 years ago at 7:49 amI’d like to climb up her legs like a koala bear.
9 years ago at 7:56 amAnd you know she’s dumb as shit cuz she goes to Illinois State
9 years ago at 8:03 amI lapped this out of personal pride, not because it’s false
9 years ago at 6:49 pmI’m instantly unattractive since she is from the south.
9 years ago at 8:30 amAre you blind or something? Look at the duchess of San Marcos a few igbotd ago
9 years ago at 8:58 amHer not being from the South makes you unattractive?
9 years ago at 9:03 amSo you’re unattractive because she is from Illinois? Which is apparently in the South now?
9 years ago at 9:18 amStill recovering from that brainfreeze Jack/
9 years ago at 9:53 amDon’t worry everyone, natural selection eventually claims this idiot
9 years ago at 6:34 pm