Tennessee Tech Kappa Sigma’s Beloved Frat Goat, Ranger, Is Now In Frat Goat Heaven
It is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform the world that beloved frat goat and pound-for-pound cutest thing on the planet, Ranger, has recently passed away.
Rest in peace little buddy. pic.twitter.com/3sLRp14fhx
— Ranger (@Rangerthegoat) July 20, 2015
Absolutely devastating. They say the good die young, but damn it, we weren’t ready to say goodbye. Just soul crushing news. Call me soft all you want, but Ranger’s death has me all teary-eyed and at a loss for words. I’ll just let this memorial video I made do the talking for me. Hopefully it does him the justice he deserves.
Now Ranger is grazing the fields of frat goat heaven, taking frat goat naps, and doing other frat goat stuff that will make the female angels swoon at the sheer sight of this adorable little guy.
Rest easy, sweet prince. .
I’m glad he was able to live a great life, tragic that it was cut short. AEKDB
10 years ago at 5:51 pmLet me tell you, I’ve heard Frat Goat heaven is pretty nice. RIP little buddy.
10 years ago at 5:59 pmHe’s safe here now.
10 years ago at 11:36 amPraise be to thee all almighty Frat Jesus
10 years ago at 1:03 pmDamn allergies acting up again…rest easy though, buddy. Always tough to see someone lose a loyal pet
10 years ago at 6:01 pmI have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Ranger had passed.
10 years ago at 6:02 pm10,000 candles in the wind for the big guy
10 years ago at 8:28 pmNever heard of Ranger until just now and I’m still choked up. Rest easy little fella
10 years ago at 6:03 pmOnly kappa sig
10 years ago at 6:04 pmHey dipshit motherfucker, I’m pretty sure anyone would be proud to have a goat like ranger. Fuck off, bitch.
10 years ago at 6:11 pmShow some respect goddamnit. RIP Ranger.
10 years ago at 6:39 pmYou’re probably a TKE
10 years ago at 11:00 pmA-B Ranger
10 years ago at 6:04 pmLoosing a pet is horrid. Loosing one that created so much joy for an entire campus and went viral across the nation. AEKDB Ranger. And AEKDB to the brother that shared Ranger with us all.
10 years ago at 6:08 pmYou weren’t a fan of Eminem were you
10 years ago at 6:10 pmNot sure what that had to do with anything, but ok then.
10 years ago at 6:34 pmWeak attempt at telling him he spelled “lose” wrong
10 years ago at 7:20 pmNever heard of or met ranger before this… but damn he makes having a frat goat seem cool. RIP buddy
10 years ago at 6:13 pmShould’ve named him William Goatsby McCormick
10 years ago at 6:19 pm