T. Swift Kicks Ass In Spandex
She’s a tall, thin glass of water, isn’t she?
That’s T. Swift training for the opening fight sequence in her “Bad Blood” music video.
We’ve been over this a thousand times, but she is what she is. She’s a tall, thin, lanky, poorly postured woman sans any curves to speak of, but she wears it impossibly well. And she has a crazy factor and inexplicable sex appeal that bring her on par with the world’s heaviest hitters. So awkward, yet a total sex pot.
Let’s settle down soon and have a thousand kids together. .
If only she didn’t have the body of a 12 year old boy, that is why you posted this video right Dorn?
10 years ago at 12:40 pmI think my wall has bigger tits and ass than her
10 years ago at 12:41 pmYou would rather settle down with a thousand kids and just cut out the middle-man.
10 years ago at 12:41 pmGlad Dorn’s end goal here is “having kids”
10 years ago at 12:43 pmShe looks alot better when you look at her and her ATM receipt at the same time.
10 years ago at 12:46 pmShe’s gonna receive some ATM alright 😉
10 years ago at 1:45 pmIs that a black thing I don’t get it
10 years ago at 2:21 pmBet those guys didn’t mind letting her slam them on the ground
10 years ago at 12:48 pmThere is nothing attractive about Taylor Swift. Pre-pubescent body + level 10 crazy = NF
10 years ago at 12:49 pmAll jokes aside, I’d plant my seed
10 years ago at 12:52 pmI’m kinda into crazy chicks. 10/10 would disappoint
10 years ago at 1:15 pmA pencil has more curves than t swift
10 years ago at 1:41 pmSwing and a miss
10 years ago at 3:58 pm