Chrissy Teigen Continues To Dominate Instagram With Thong Pic On Yacht

Chrissy Teigen, the bombshell supermodel who recently posted an Instagram of herself with her awesome knocks hanging out, is on vacation this week. While that in and of itself might not be news, it should be, because look at these pics she is uploading.

A photo posted by @chrissyteigen on

You’re probably not on vacation right now, because you suck. Even if you’ve mustered up some time for a small getaway, you’re still not vacaying with Chrissy Teigen and her butt. Just look at them together. Chrissy and her butt, having a delightful time laying out.

What do you think Chrissy has lined up for the rest of the day? Probably some drinks, a couple more hours in the sun, then she’ll head back to whatever billionaire’s mansion she’s staying at for pennies on the dollar under the condition that she refrains from washing the sheets when she leaves. Once the sun sets, perhaps she’ll have a little gourmet dinner with John in bed?

Have a great vacation Chrissy! We’ll be right here when you get back!

Image via Instagram

      1. MarineCorps

        Jesus this is so fucking lazy. Did it take you longer than 5 minutes to write this bullshit?

        10 years ago at 3:58 pm
  1. Davis Loves the Frat

    I don’t comment often; so if I do, I feel like it’s necessary.

    This is the worst article ever posted on this website.

    10 years ago at 3:45 pm
  2. Patches_OHoulihan

    In response to his inflammatory comments yesterday (“I’m voting for Hillary”), I propose we give Helmet Stickers the same treatment we’ve started giving the Chive posts.

    Do not comment.

    Do not click.

    Do not ^this.

    BOYCOTT STEVE HOLT.

    10 years ago at 4:12 pm
    1. Wasted Wednesday

      “I’m voting for Hillary, regardless”

      The regardless part is what really pisses me (and I’m guessing a few other people) off.

      10 years ago at 5:30 pm
  3. OozmaKappa

    Hi Steve,
    While I agree with everyone else that your articles are pretty bad, I think you’ve got some potential. Most of your “articles” are pictures combined with sections of news pieces that you have literally just copied and pasted. Why not put your own commentary in there and make meaty articles that are funny and entertaining? Also, don’t talk about your Democratic beliefs because no one will agree with you. Just give the people what they want.

    10 years ago at 4:25 pm
      1. OozmaKappa

        Well I didn’t want everyone at the Grandex office to make fun of poor Steve. I bet even the Intern makes more money than him.

        10 years ago at 4:55 pm