FAIL FRIDAY: Failures Gonna Fail
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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Grinding your teeth like an alabaster clam grinds its shell together to show that girl you’ve been staring at all night you want to give her stink hole eskimo kisses. TFM.
You badly need counseling.
Fckin so many grls that your wiener hurts. TFM.
You mean masturbating too often.
Letting them know who’s dad owns the course by driving the cart on the green. TFM.
I hope your golf cart explodes with you in the driver’s seat.
My drive fades to the left. My handle pulls go vertical. And my dick swings to the right. I am TFM.
You are a loser.
Inviting your bro’s gf to make out when you’re drunk, and then offering your bro the chance to join you. TFM.
That’s not the kind of threesome you get props for.
Had a threesome with two english girls as they both simultaneously climaxed I screamed The British are Cumming. TFM.
This is the kind of threesome you get props for.
I might drive a Sentra, but I’ve got a YETI full of cold Bud Light, and I could fuck your bitch. TFM.
Guy is super insecure about his ride.
Jerking off into your desk drawer and waiting for it to harden like peanut brittle to feed the campus squirrels. TFM.
This is the kind of shit serial killers do.
My slam guzzles my frock vomit like my V8 guzzles gasoline. TFM.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Having throw pillows to show the geeds how classy your bed is. TFM.
“Man, check out those sick throw pillows. Dude’s bed is classy AF.” -Nobody
Sorority Recruitment Video Gone Horribly Wrong
It would be sexist for us NOT to post this.
I leave the country for two weeks and come back to this glorious #BlackBallSteveHolt campaign. You bunch of assholes never cease to amaze me. Well done.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmTo be quite honest, this comment made my day.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmYwah dude because living outside of the usa is super frat. Do us all a favor and take a lap back to where you came from bro. You’re the same dude that tride bashing maryland and ohio yet you are foreign
10 years ago at 5:40 pmAh, you must be confused because people in your trailer park don’t take vacations. It’s not living overseas, you just go to another country and fuck their women for a while. When you get done with your liberal arts degree, you should save up some money. When your 40 you might have enough saved to spend 2 days on the Canadian border. It’s not quite the same but you might get the general idea of it.
10 years ago at 6:04 pmlol my dad works on donald fucking trumps campaign himself. the private schools i’ve went too you wouldnt be able to get into if you cured cancer. who are you???? i can literally cakewalk into any school in this entire country but if you must know i will be at ohio state so i can drink more than you, pull more than you and still make more money than you by default just off daddys and uncle trumps connections you lowlife sorry scum
10 years ago at 10:57 amYeah! You tell em tough guy!!
10 years ago at 12:26 pmnorth superiority lol shut up guido. Ya gonna go down to da shooore with polly and ronni to GTL today??? Gonna gel up your axe hair and go back to your job at the auto shop in trenton boss?
10 years ago at 1:56 pmYou’re* wrong
10 years ago at 3:12 pmThat should shut him up
10 years ago at 5:09 pmI think I speak for the entire 50,000+ student body at Ohio state when I say we don’t want you here.
10 years ago at 9:18 pmAbout fucking time.
10 years ago at 12:02 pmAnd don’t think we fucking forgot about you skipping one, fucking Intern.
Tubby in the last picture is a direct result of all the wall posts about dad bods.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmWait, but I thought it was cool to be so fat you can’t even see your own shlong. Girls like that, right?
10 years ago at 9:14 pmGirls love the dickey doo
10 years ago at 4:50 pmGuido TKE is frat
10 years ago at 12:05 pmReusing pictures from previous Fail Friday’s. TInternM
10 years ago at 12:05 pmYou fucking ass hat, intern. I already took my shit. Take what little meaning your life has and fuck your own face.
10 years ago at 12:10 pmLook, fuck the intern, but this is Grandex trying to get subscribers. On the other hand, the intern was taking till mid-afternoon before this. So fuck em both.
10 years ago at 12:14 pmYou missed my morning shit. Fuck you intern
10 years ago at 12:11 pmBeing an even shittier employee than the Intern. TSteveHoltM.
10 years ago at 12:12 pm#BlackballSteveHolt
Fulck yoiu inteifrn yoiu skyill iowwe us abnoither fgail fruidsay abnd fhuck Sterbve Hoklt casn sujck a diclk toio.
10 years ago at 12:13 pmSolid observation.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmDamn glad to see you again, Helen.
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10 years ago at 12:33 pmSomething was done here
10 years ago at 12:42 pmI read this comment before looking at your username. I’m impressed
10 years ago at 1:09 pmCouldn’t fucking finish that sorority rush video. How bad does the rest of the sorority look that they chose THOSE girls to represent them? Woof.
10 years ago at 12:14 pmCompletely cringe worthy. It’s like they know how bad it is too, because they look as interested in the video as a Victoria’s Secret model would be in Steve Holt’s dick.
10 years ago at 12:24 pm