25 Reasons TFM Should Fire Steve Holt
Steve Holt is arguably the most hated TFM writer in history. Y’all can’t stand him. Frankly, I don’t blame you. The dude sucks. That’s why I’ve compiled a list of reason why TFM should fire him. All of the following reasons are 100% true and can be verified:
- Steve Holt hates Hawaiian shirts.
- Steve Holt snorts the Ramen seasoning powder as an aphrodisiac.
- Steve Holt says really bad shit about your mom. Yes, your mom.
- Steve Holt is a vegetarian.
- Steve Holt skipped dove hunting to rush the worst house on campus.
- Steve Holt supports the redistribution of wealth.
- Steve Holt once drank the juice out of a glow stick in an attempt to make his penis glow.
- Steve Holt wears zip-off cargo pants.
- Steve Holt doesn’t like guns because they’re “loud and scary.”
- Steve Holt dips pouches.
- Steve Holt only drinks light beer because he’s worried about the “empty calories.”
- Steve Holt thinks Darius Rucker’s version of “Wagon Wheel” is better than Old Crow Medicine Show’s.
- Steve Holt’s favorite pastime is collecting sand dollars.
- Steve Holt was the smelly kid in elementary school. He’s now the smelly kid in the office.
- Steve Holt pees sitting down.
- Steve Holt wears big horse Polo.
- Steve Holt buys cans of tuna just to drink the juice out of them.
- Steve Holt smokes Virginia Slims.
- Steve Holt does CrossFit.
- Steve Holt wears a belt with suspenders.
- Steve Holt thinks Kim Jong-un is an “alright guy” who’s simply “misunderstood.”
- Steve Holt’s favorite magazine is Rolling Stone.
- Steve Holt talks shit about you to your girlfriend.
- Steve Holt thinks Blue Moon is a craft beer.
- Steve Holt likes list articles.
If those reasons don’t convince you that Steve Holt needs to be fired, then maybe his Facebook profile will. Dude is weird as shit..
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Helmet Stickers, I have always hated you. After reading #1, now I really fucking hate you.
10 years ago at 10:17 amFinally, something readable having to do with Steve Holt #blackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 10:17 amYou sir are a genius and I applaud you.
10 years ago at 10:18 amLaughed a little too hard at the second one
10 years ago at 10:19 amSteve Holt caused the holocaust
10 years ago at 10:21 amOkay, well, you just took it way too far.
10 years ago at 10:31 am26. Steve Holt’s voting for Hillary
10 years ago at 10:22 amBut Hillary told Steve that if she wins the Presidency, all college students get FREE textbooks!
10 years ago at 12:59 pmBut Hillary will give all college students free textbooks!
10 years ago at 1:09 pm– Steve Holt
Because Conservatives are stuck in the past and insist on waging war amongst their fellow americans rather than making sure the next century is an American century. They’d rather let their fellow Americans be slain on a daily basis (Charleston, Chatanogga, etc.) than admit that the operable definition of “bearing arms” has changed since 1776. “Bearing arms” was never meant to incorporate fully automatic death machines in cities with 1,000,000 in a country that is more than just a closeknit group of colonies.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmThe average human being uses 10% of their brain. You use 1.5%. The rest is filled with feminism and thoughts of Steve Holt. Now please fuck off and drive into oncoming traffic.
10 years ago at 2:51 pmYou need to stop watching NBC 24/7
10 years ago at 3:14 pmSo it was Republicans fault that the liberal gun control policies kept the marines in Chattanooga from being able to protect themselves? Fuck you, you are a disgrace to this country.
10 years ago at 3:23 pmThose “fully automatic death machines” have been illegal since 1986.
10 years ago at 5:17 pmYour a dumb ass
10 years ago at 6:19 amThis guy fucking sucks.
10 years ago at 11:18 amThis has been pulling at me a while, and I think I figured why Steve Holt is voting Hillary. Steve Holt has no special talent and pretty soon no job. So as he is a soon to be deadbeat, why vote Republican when you can vote Democrat and live off of the government? You can give a man a fishing pole, but he will always vote for the man giving him the fish (Democrat)
10 years ago at 5:09 pmwho let this get posted
10 years ago at 10:24 amFuck you. Your writing style makes me wish a donkey would kick you in the head. I swear to God, Steve, I would hand you over to the taliban and not even think twice. You are so fucking retarded that someone writes an article about how horrible of a human being you are. There’s a reason your dad left you. It’s because he was ashamed to be around such a fuck up.
10 years ago at 10:32 amDid your dad hit you too hard as a child? Relax
10 years ago at 4:34 pmShutup Steve, there’s nothing you can do now to save face.
10 years ago at 10:32 amI hate Steve’s writing just as much as the next guy, but damn, these comments are getting a little out of hand
10 years ago at 10:53 amOut of all the comments here, this was the one that bothered you?
10 years ago at 10:57 amYour father who drinks and beats your mom because of how much of a fucking dissapointment you are.
10 years ago at 10:51 amLet me know if that glow stick thing worked.
10 years ago at 11:24 amAs funny as #19 is, there’s just no way it’s true. The guy looks like he’s one pizza roll away from Type 2 Betes
10 years ago at 10:24 amDo we really need 25 reasons? That being said nice article
10 years ago at 10:25 amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
You deserve that slow clap.
10 years ago at 10:27 am