Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.

1. Most schools have Women’s studies, but none have Men’s studies. I thought that was pretty sexist. But then I realized we do have Men’s studies, it’s called History. #TFM

2. One more button unbuttoned than deemed socially acceptable. #TFM

3. The boater’s wave. #TFM

4. The rattling of empty beer cans in the back of your golf cart. #TFM

5. Neil Armstrong telling unfunny jokes about the Moon, then following them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.” #TFM

6. Waking up in unfamiliar places being an all too familiar occurrence. #TFM

7. Public course antics on a private course. #TFM

8. The “you should really expect this kind of thing from me” look when you do something wrong. #TFM

9. Your antics making you famous in some circles, and infamous in others. #TFM

10. A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine Sniper, asked. “What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?” The marine shrugged and replied, “Recoil.” #TFM

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  1. Yasser_Arafrat

    I haven’t looked at the wall all week and I recognized almost all of these. Fuck you intern

    9 years ago at 7:45 pm
  2. Bluto_Brotarsky

    #10. It may be old, it may be unoriginal, but good God, I fucking love hearing it.

    9 years ago at 7:57 pm
  3. Whiskey Danger

    I remember laughing at some of these the first time I read them. If I had a dollar for every time I saw these reposted I’d be one of those new money trash kids you see plaguing the Greek community.

    9 years ago at 8:33 pm