Lindsey Pelas Filmed Riding Shotgun In Off-Road Vehicle, Footage Proves Her Boobs Are Real
Lindsey Pelas has a perfect rack. Michelangelo himself couldn’t carve a better set of sweater-stretchers if he was still alive and didn’t like dudes. But like any woman with legendary chesticles, Miss Pelas has come under fire time and again from haters claiming her prized puppies are fake. She’s dismissed the naysayers outright in public statements, but there’s no better way to prove her two very big points than with slow-mo video footage.
Watch Pelas ride shotgun while seven-time off-road racing champion BJ Baldwin takes her and model Jordan Carver for a (thankfully) bumpy ride.
They don’t even need airbags.
Observe Carver in the back. Now THOSE are fake tits. Still awesome. But fake. And this video provides the perfect side-by-side comparison. Let’s examine things more closely.
There is a moment during every jump, immediately after the vehicle reaches its apex, when everything starts returning to earth. Everything but the titties. It is during this crucial phase where the real tits distance themselves from the pack. As the vehicle begins its descent, real tits will compress against the body, much like a plate of Jell-O would under the force of gravity (see figure A).
Fig. A

Fake tits, on the other handful, will hold their form. The silicon insides prevent proper compression (see figure B)
Fig. B

In summation: boobs..
Image via Instagram
TFM’s obsession with this girl is reaching Dan B. levels, yet I do enjoy some good bouncing boobs.
10 years ago at 1:30 pmI’d take this over another gronk article any day
10 years ago at 1:47 pmTits are chill
10 years ago at 2:41 pmI only thought she was overrated because she was defiled by Dan Bilzerian. But now I just don’t care. She’s amazing.
10 years ago at 1:47 pmThis kid rips 2 packs of heaters a day and lives on a diet of monster energy drinks and fast food. He’ll live to be 110.
10 years ago at 1:48 pmDan register got 50 this for exact same comment. Not sure what I’m doing wrong.
10 years ago at 1:59 pmNot sure what you’re doing wrong when you’re clearly in the wrong. TFM
10 years ago at 2:00 pmJust shut the hell up
10 years ago at 2:06 pmKeep responding to yourself. I’m sure eventually Itl work out.
10 years ago at 2:06 pmDoubt it will.
10 years ago at 2:33 pmYou’re still breathing. That’s what you’re doing wrong. Go lick an electric fence.
10 years ago at 2:41 pmYou wish death on a fellow son of God?
10 years ago at 2:55 pmIf it would get you to shut up. Yes.
10 years ago at 3:10 pmI’m pretty sure I only wished respiratory arrest and for you to fellate an electric fence.
10 years ago at 3:30 pmThis driver has dedication. Not many people could keep that vehicle upright with those titties in the passengers seat.
10 years ago at 1:50 pmThe real tit vs fake tit analysis here was just beautiful, Boosh. Well done
10 years ago at 1:52 pmgotta get it while we can before she goes all Kate Upton on us.
10 years ago at 2:29 amSomething we can both agree on.
10 years ago at 3:40 amEither set of those chest cannons are welcome to a ride in the General
10 years ago at 1:56 pmAgreed.
10 years ago at 1:43 pmThis is some doctorate level analysis.
10 years ago at 2:05 pmCongrats, you follow Dan Bilzerian/Lindsay Pelas on Instagram. Now write a fucking article
10 years ago at 2:16 pmI feel like they’re just gonna tear right off every time I see them bouncing like that
10 years ago at 2:16 pmYou’re doing God’s work, Son.
10 years ago at 2:20 pm