Top TFMs Of The Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.
1. The struggle between wanting a six pack and wanting a six pack. #TFM
2. America’s national anthem simply being a remixed drinking song. #TFM
3. Replying with “athlete” when someone asks what position you play. #TFM
4. “We can sit here and point fingers all day” about something solely your fault. #TFM
5. Ignoring the “so what are we?” text until you get the “heyyy wat are you doing? 🙂 ” text at 2:17am. #TFM
6. Not condoning your brother’s decision to sell drugs, but still buying from him regularly. #TFM
7. Wanting a better physique, but not enough to work for it. #TFM
8. Assuring the university that the matter “will be handled internally.” #TFM
9. Punching a hole in the wall and finding a 20-year-old beer. #TFM
10. Having sexual relations with that woman. #TFM
Neat
10 years ago at 5:01 pmThis is about as genius and well thought out as The Teletubbies.
10 years ago at 5:19 pmNumber one and seven are the exact same. You unoriginal fucks. This site went to fucking hell in a hand basket.
10 years ago at 5:23 pmWhat’s with the weird smiley face
10 years ago at 5:50 pmThis is just the worst
10 years ago at 7:17 pmI think the entire TFM community has made it pretty clean since the first one of these, but I’ll reiterate. No one gives a flying fuck about or finds the “Top TFMs of the day” entertaining.
10 years ago at 7:32 pmThings TFM needs to do:
10 years ago at 8:03 pm1. Blackball Steve Holt
2. Bring back those fucking forums I keep hearing about
Fuck you, Intern. No one wants you to keep posting these!
10 years ago at 8:52 pmI feel like these could have been better
10 years ago at 9:02 pm#6 Shouldn’t have the word not to start it. It makes it better if you’re condoning him selling drugs and yet still buying it.
10 years ago at 6:34 amLook up the word “condone”.
10 years ago at 7:36 am