Butt-Hurt Indianapolis Brewery Sells Beer With “Tom Brady Sux” As Expiration Date
Tom Brady has been lying to us for years. If it weren’t for those fancy padded Victoria Secret bras, Gisele would look as deflated as his footballs. But being found guilty of playing with deflated toys both on and off the field wasn’t enough to strip the star quarterback of his latest Super Bowl title, and Colts fans are salty as fuck.
Case and point, an Indianapolis brewery is using “Tom Brady sux” as an expiration date for their beer, stamping the hate on the bottom of every can.
This from @SunKingBrewing in Indy. (Look closely at the expiration date) pic.twitter.com/NbjRRUT8pI
— Zak Keefer (@zkeefer) August 10, 2015
Brady just can’t catch a break this week. First, he got caught on a private jet with Ben Affleck (who followed up his vacation with wife Jennifer Garner by flying to LA with Brady and his hot ass nanny) when someone snapped a photo of Ben’s nanny wearing his Super Bowl rings.
Ex-Affleck nanny posed with Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings on a private jet with Ben and Brady http://t.co/kNH90CvusO pic.twitter.com/s5vSnSweSH
— Page Six (@PageSix) August 11, 2015
Then, during today’s appeal of Deflategate, the courtroom artist sketched Brady like someone who should be wearing a helmet at all times.
First look at sketches from today's #DeflateGate hearing. Credit: Jane Rosenberg pic.twitter.com/u9rg9s49bT
— Jim Armstrong (@JimArmstrongWBZ) August 12, 2015
“Mr. Brady, how do you plead?”
“Potato.”
Despite what’s been a rough couple of days for Brady, things may be looking up. A reporter live-tweeting the appeal said his lawyer was more than pleased with how the hearing went.
Kessler is fired up.
— Stephen Brown (@PPVSRB) August 12, 2015
Stay optimistic, Pats fans. Brady may take the field on opening day after all..
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TOM BRADY IS THE GOAT
10 years ago at 3:35 pmPOTATO
10 years ago at 3:43 pmAt the end of the day Brady is a living legend in a league short on franchise QBs. The only thing that will make the NFL more money than when they suspended him is when they lift his suspension. Let’s be real.
10 years ago at 3:44 pmBoy they sure showed Tom.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmOh man! He sux! Take that Gisele!
10 years ago at 4:05 pmGoodell is more crooked than Geno Smith’s jaw. #freebrady
10 years ago at 4:08 pmThat beer won’t go bad for years if when “Tom Brady sux” is the expiration date.
10 years ago at 4:09 pmI bet it’s hard for Brady to get worked up over any of this when he makes more annually than small countries
10 years ago at 4:13 pmChoke on Brady’s deflated dick
10 years ago at 5:41 pmJet fuel can’t melt steel beams
10 years ago at 6:58 pmAfter seeing the plane hit the second tower, I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with you, you miserable sack of shit
10 years ago at 11:37 pm