Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 55

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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amanda
Amen.
amber
I mean, she didn’t even think your exaggeration of 8 inches was impressive, so I don’t think you ever had a shot.
anai
I think my series has completely ruined this girl’s ability to have normal interactions on Tinder. My b, anal. #BUTTSTUFF2015
bailey
Apparently the average frat guy asks chicks if they’re into butt stuff. You heard it here first, folks. #BUTTSTUFF2015
carol
Great morning-after exchange.

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caroline
#BUTTSTUFF2015
celena
He’s got a long way to eat.
eva
#BUTTSTUFF2015
fatima
#NAMEGAGS2015
jennifer
Love is in the air!
  1. hoosiers1976

    I wanna barf in your cooter might be one of the most repulsive things I’ve seen on here

    9 years ago at 8:25 am
    1. ImHereForTheGangbang

      According to Tech Guy, there is No Chance in Hell of that happening.

      9 years ago at 11:51 am
      1. Money_Ball

        Madison already said they would be coming back at some point.
        #FuckTechBitch

        9 years ago at 2:04 pm
  2. CreightonFratStar

    Your full-time position pleases me greatly. Thursday’s are much better now with you and Dan on the horse early to bring us the best stuff.

    9 years ago at 8:50 am
  3. Bluemooner

    Apparently average frat guys are the only ones into butt stuff #FratLivesMatter

    9 years ago at 9:28 am
  4. Paulie Walnuts

    “These new Jordan’s look nice on me, I bet you would too” that is pure poetry.

    9 years ago at 10:16 am