Donald Trump Destroys Rand Paul’s Golf Game Via Public Statement

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Now that we’re about a week removed from the first debate, the GOP presidential candidates are finally starting to carve out definitive roles for themselves. From the looks of it, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul is going to be Donald Trump’s punching bag as the billionaire businessman throws a lot of verbal haymakers.

Trump decided most recently to torch Paul’s golf skills in a statement to The Washington Post:

“Recently, Rand Paul called me and asked me to play golf. I easily beat him on the golf course and will even more easily beat him now, in the world in the politics. Senator Paul does not mention that after trouncing him in golf I made a significant donation to the eye center with which he is affiliated.”

Trump had Ryan beat and then just ran up the score with that “significant donation” line. He then continued to publicly dismantle Paul in the statement, calling his campaign a “total mess.”

Trump’s full statement was in response to a recent attack ad Paul rolled out on YouTube.

But, let’s be honest, Trump didn’t need that to verbally assault Paul again. He’s been holding it in for a whole week. Remember this from the debate?

Trump is living proof that if you mess with the bull, you’re gonna get the horns.

[via The Washington Post]

Image via Youtube

  1. Broties n Boatshoes

    Has he seen Dorn’s golf game? Trump could write a novel of insults on it.

    10 years ago at 4:30 pm
  2. Ron_Draper

    Mercilessly beating somebody on the golf course and then making a sizable donation to their foundation directly after. TFM.

    10 years ago at 4:36 pm
  3. Its_Fraturday

    Haha yeah man, fuck Rand Paul. Who needs shit like small government and a balanced budget when you have 29 handicap and the other guy has a 30.

    10 years ago at 4:38 pm
  4. BobDole

    Donald Trump could say he’s the best at shotgunning beer and he’d rise in the polls. This guy is invincible

    10 years ago at 4:49 pm
  5. Captain_Tuddle

    Rand Paul looks like he shaved his pubic hair and glued it to his bald head.

    10 years ago at 5:03 pm
  6. lca_94

    Trump will talk about his golf game but not his personal policies. I’ll take Rand any day of the week.

    10 years ago at 5:27 pm
  7. itsnotme_itsroenick

    funny how this site was all about Rand a few months back, even posting pics of him & his wife attending the derby on the photo of the day wall. Now y’all at TFM are jumping on the Trump bandwagon just to keep up with reddit & the chive. this article is the epitome of billy madisons the puppy who lost his way speech, its made everyone dumber and contributes nothing

    10 years ago at 7:06 pm
    1. fratsohardUn1versity

      TRUMP 2016! Nah but for real hes the new guy they have been jerking off. First it was Johnny Manziel, than it was Dan Blizerian, than Gronk, now Trumo

      10 years ago at 8:01 pm
  8. JustForTheStory

    It’s funny until you remember this is real life with very real consequences.

    10 years ago at 11:55 pm