VIDEO: Senator Marco Rubio Unleashes Perfect Spiral, Nails Uncoordinated Kid In The Face
When GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio isn’t slinging out ideas on how to fix America, he’s chucking the pigskin around with family and friends.
One of those impromptu football sessions turned into gold on Monday. While Rubio and other candidates were making rounds in Iowa, the Florida senator unintentionally drilled some poor, uncoordinated kid in the face with a football.
.@marcorubio goes long in Iowa… and… d'oh. Don't worry, the kid's okay! http://t.co/Ly9sThFm0T
https://t.co/6NtUT5Eqhk
— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) August 18, 2015
From Politico:
Rubio, in Iowa with his family for the state fair, was throwing the pigskin with his sons and some neighborhood kids at an event in an Ankeny subdivision.
The pass, it should be said, was a fairly clean spiral from Rubio. However, it just missed the boy’s hands and then collided with his face.
The kid, the Rubio campaign said, was fine.
Rubio drops back to pass. He’s got a receiver wide open downfield! He throws and…POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
You can bet that kid will think twice before bringing his weak shit into Rubio’s kitchen again.
As a fellow TFM writer put it: “Asserting dominance over future generations is a power move, and that’s what my kind of leader does.”
Peyton Manning has clearly bought into this philosophy:
Rubio was actually a star athlete coming out of high school, accepting a football scholarship to Tarkio College in Missouri for a year. Never heard of it — but whatever..
[via Politico]
Am I missing the perfect spiral part?
10 years ago at 4:11 pmyeah and so is everyone else
10 years ago at 4:27 pmAlways a highlight truther…
10 years ago at 6:53 pm(Wait, what? This isn’t deadpsin? My bad…)
Still a better spiral than Tebow.
10 years ago at 7:03 pmFuck Rubio, RINO piece of trash
10 years ago at 4:13 pmIf you can’t lead your receiver how are you gonna lead a country?
10 years ago at 4:15 pmThat’s a terrible spiral…
10 years ago at 4:16 pmunoriginal comment asshole
10 years ago at 4:27 pmFuck you dickmouth
10 years ago at 5:39 pmHere’s an idea, both of you go grab a medal fork and clean the nearest outlets
10 years ago at 8:46 pmIt’s that’s a perfect spiral, Steve Holt is a modern-day Thoreau.
10 years ago at 4:17 pmIf*
10 years ago at 11:00 pmTerrible spiral and it bounced off the kids head…. Is El Taco the new Steve Holt?
10 years ago at 4:18 pmI’m pretty pissed off the spiral wasn’t actually perfect. This is a no story
10 years ago at 4:23 pm#Rubio2016 despite being one of the few candidates with some physical capabilities, he worked hard to get where he is and is strong on the issues. I wish people would see that this man and other candidates should be discussed, as opposed to every news station speaking on trump and how “the whole Republican Party is just like him”.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmThat’s a Peyton Manning playoff spiral.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmEl Taco, you’re on your way to becoming Steve Holt Lite.
10 years ago at 4:55 pm