Power Ranking The Hottest Sideline Reporters In College Football
I woke up on this Saturday with a smile on my face, and not because I didn’t wake up to Becky the blimp (which Boosh did again for those wondering). The reason there was a smile on my face was because we are exactly two weeks until college football is back. Can you smell it in the air? The BBQ? The puke from someone who is new to tailgating? The freshman girls in boots and sundresses? It’s almost here, and if that doesn’t get you a hard on, you’ve got problems.
One of the great things about football season is that you’re going to be glued to some game from 11 a.m. until midnight. When you’re not at the game watching your team, you’re parked in a bar (or on your couch) watching the competition on TV. The broadcasts will include some pure sex appeal on the sidelines, too. Being the resident expert on the opposite sex, I have put in the hard work to rank the hottest sideline reporters we will see this fall.
10. Stacy Slayden – KLBK
Stacy isn’t technically a sideline reporter and chances are 100% that you haven’t heard of her. See, Stacy was an intern at FOX when I was working there who I tried to schmooze into a little summer thing. My roommate ended up taking her on a date. He took her to see Bruno. What an idiot. Hailing from Texas Tech Kappa, she now is the sports reporter for Lubbock’s KLBK. She is absolutely gorgeous. Plus she can play a mean game of golf. Nailed a 50-footer on her third hole to ever play. She’s a keeper.
When will you idiots start putting articles like this on one page?
10 years ago at 12:09 pmWhen they stop being paid ad money per page click aka never.
10 years ago at 1:43 pmYou don’t know how the internet works, do you? The key is balancing number of pages (clicks, ergo $) vs. number of people you alienate but posting things on multiple pages.
10 years ago at 8:39 pmI’m actually 100% about this. Bacon, you’re generally the person that overreacts about this kind of thing; am I correct?
10 years ago at 8:40 pmnot* actually
I was looking for a “fuck off” GIF, and then realized I’m yelling at people on the internet on a Saturday…
I’ll be at PGP if anyone needs me.
10 years ago at 8:44 pmQuit while you’re ahead.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmHarrison Lee hoping to have Stacy slayed in the near future.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmIf you’re going to count Charissa, she has to be #1. Even with the stupid short hair.
‘Charissa’ god apparently mama and daddy were dying to have a hot slutty mudshark. Mr. Thompson you should have known better.
10 years ago at 12:20 pmAllie LaForce is perpetually underrated
10 years ago at 12:23 pmAllie will always be #1 in my book
10 years ago at 12:57 amTFM stands for Terribe frat men.
10 years ago at 12:33 pmAnd you’re proud to be a geed?
10 years ago at 1:14 pmNo I’m in a frat. But I’m pretty fucking terrible.
10 years ago at 1:25 pmTrolling skill 0/10; swing and a miss
10 years ago at 1:32 pmim not trolling buddy
10 years ago at 2:16 pmIm not your buddy, guy
10 years ago at 2:36 pmI’m not your guy, friend
10 years ago at 2:53 pmHe’s not your friend buddy.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmHe’s not your buddy, pal.
10 years ago at 6:47 pmHe’s not your pal, chum
10 years ago at 2:52 amKnock this shit off
10 years ago at 3:24 amNow see what you did there you just ruined it
10 years ago at 3:26 amNo contest. They all win
10 years ago at 1:15 pm“She wears white pants a lot” includes no pictures of her in white pants
10 years ago at 1:23 pmOk I love hot women and intelligence is also very attractive. However I can’t be the only guy that hates when a girl tries to be “one of the bros” and like tries to get super deep in sports convos for validation.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmNobody likes a try-hard
10 years ago at 7:07 pmSorry but the body of an 11 year old boy isn’t something I would put in a number two spot above most of these girls. Number one is well deserved, though
10 years ago at 1:40 pmIf Dorn wrote this article, he would have
10 years ago at 2:35 pmOlivia HARLAN*
10 years ago at 2:23 pm