Power Ranking The Hottest Sideline Reporters In College Football

Power Ranking The Hottest Sideline Reporters In College Football

I woke up on this Saturday with a smile on my face, and not because I didn’t wake up to Becky the blimp (which Boosh did again for those wondering). The reason there was a smile on my face was because we are exactly two weeks until college football is back. Can you smell it in the air? The BBQ? The puke from someone who is new to tailgating? The freshman girls in boots and sundresses? It’s almost here, and if that doesn’t get you a hard on, you’ve got problems.

One of the great things about football season is that you’re going to be glued to some game from 11 a.m. until midnight. When you’re not at the game watching your team, you’re parked in a bar (or on your couch) watching the competition on TV. The broadcasts will include some pure sex appeal on the sidelines, too. Being the resident expert on the opposite sex, I have put in the hard work to rank the hottest sideline reporters we will see this fall.

10. Stacy Slayden – KLBK

Stacy isn’t technically a sideline reporter and chances are 100% that you haven’t heard of her. See, Stacy was an intern at FOX when I was working there who I tried to schmooze into a little summer thing. My roommate ended up taking her on a date. He took her to see Bruno. What an idiot. Hailing from Texas Tech Kappa, she now is the sports reporter for Lubbock’s KLBK. She is absolutely gorgeous. Plus she can play a mean game of golf. Nailed a 50-footer on her third hole to ever play. She’s a keeper.

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    1. JustForTheStory

      You don’t know how the internet works, do you? The key is balancing number of pages (clicks, ergo $) vs. number of people you alienate but posting things on multiple pages.

      10 years ago at 8:39 pm
      1. JustForTheStory

        I’m actually 100% about this. Bacon, you’re generally the person that overreacts about this kind of thing; am I correct?

        10 years ago at 8:40 pm
      2. JustForTheStory

        not* actually
        I was looking for a “fuck off” GIF, and then realized I’m yelling at people on the internet on a Saturday…

        I’ll be at PGP if anyone needs me.

        10 years ago at 8:44 pm
  1. Cartier

    If you’re going to count Charissa, she has to be #1. Even with the stupid short hair.

    ‘Charissa’ god apparently mama and daddy were dying to have a hot slutty mudshark. Mr. Thompson you should have known better.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm
  2. 21st Century Goose

    “She wears white pants a lot” includes no pictures of her in white pants

    10 years ago at 1:23 pm
  3. Frat_Team_6

    Ok I love hot women and intelligence is also very attractive. However I can’t be the only guy that hates when a girl tries to be “one of the bros” and like tries to get super deep in sports convos for validation.

    10 years ago at 1:24 pm
  4. Caressmedown

    Sorry but the body of an 11 year old boy isn’t something I would put in a number two spot above most of these girls. Number one is well deserved, though

    10 years ago at 1:40 pm