Couple Breaks Up On Delayed Plane, Smoking Hot Blonde Live Tweets The Whole Fiasco
It’s Sunday night and there’s nothing on TV to help distract you from the fact that tomorrow’s Monday. At least we could hate watch this past season of True Detective. Now nothing. Zilch. Straight up dead period. Thankfully, some dude is helping fill that void and providing top notch entertainment after making the fantastic decision to break up with his girl on a commercial flight, pre-takeoff, and a sexy little blonde number by the name of Kelly Keegs live tweeted the whole thing. Enjoy.
The following contains:
– Strong language.
– Illogical reasoning.
– An overload of hormones.
Viewer discretion is advised.
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she’s SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
Guy: “is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Great. JUST GREAT. I’m so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don’t care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I don’t want to be this girl. I don’t want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“Is that what you’re starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I’ve ever had
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “you don’t even understand why I’m FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Why is this so easy for you? It’s just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I’m going to ask Charlotte. I’m going to ask her the minute we get home and we’ll see if your STORIES MATCH” (Omg scandal who’s Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “I can’t discuss this anymore.” Girl: “so I’m not worth your time????”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What the fuck? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What a twist! Is Shyamalan writing street performances now?
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Just a complete roller-coaster ride. From the lowest of lows to depths previously unimaginable to the human psyche, plane breakup had it all. Are we better for it? Absolutely not, but it helped with the Sunday scaries for a good five or so minutes, and we discovered another absolute dime piece in the girl tweeting, Kelly Keegs.
Kel, I have a bit of a reputation as a queen-maker as of late. Play your cards right, and the possibilities are endless..
scrolled all the way down this post just to see the hot blonde. was not disappointed, Regs.
10 years ago at 9:37 pmAnd why the fuck should I care?
10 years ago at 9:37 pmother than the hot blonde, of course
10 years ago at 9:38 pmHey Buttercup I think its past your bedtime..
10 years ago at 9:58 pmWhat kind of sick sadistic fuck breaks up with someone while they’re trapped in a metal tube 4 inches from them for any amount of time. That’s just punishing yourself, I don’t care about the other person, why would you do that to you?
10 years ago at 9:39 pmHe didn’t think that one through
10 years ago at 9:50 pmHe’d be more of a masochist then, wouldn’t he?
10 years ago at 12:22 pmYou can’t deem a chick a “dime piece’ just from a tiny Twitter display pic. We’ve all seen many fatties pull this scam (not saying Keegs is one). Too many unknown variables.
10 years ago at 9:41 pmI sure wouldn’t be disappointed if you found some half naked pictures of her for future IGBOTD
10 years ago at 9:43 pmCasually making your ex girlfriend friends with benefits just minutes after breaking up. TFM
10 years ago at 9:44 pmIGBOTD?
10 years ago at 9:47 pmBreaking a slams heart on a plane, then immediately making out with her to silence her and chugging vodka to make the situation bearable. TFM
10 years ago at 9:47 pmTry a little less man….
10 years ago at 6:05 amCall fuckin Telemundo, this is prime Spanish soap opera
10 years ago at 9:47 pmAnyone else think they watched Jimmy tatros “how to join the mile high club?”
10 years ago at 10:01 pm