Crazy Guidance Counselor Promised To Get Kid Into Harvard So He Would Hook Up With Her, Still Got Rejected

A 40-year-old female school counselor at a prestigious Philadelphia prep school is in trouble after multiple attempts to seduce a 16-year-old male pupil, which included a promise that she would get him into Harvard.
Emily Feeney, the college guidance counselor, is charged with institutional sexual assault and corruption of a minor. She is accused of sending topless photos to the 16-year-old boy, who responded coldly with messages like “I’m not interested in you, end of story. I’m 16. I’m not into you.”
From Philadelphia Magazine:
According to the criminal complaint, the boy told police that Feeney sent him selfies of varying degrees of inappropriateness, including two photos reviewed by authorities. In one photo, Feeney is seen wearing a black bikini and in another, she is topless.
Police say that Feeney sent the boy hundreds of emails from her Malvern Prep account and that many of them are sexual in nature. And even after the boy attempted to dissuade her from continuing — “Im not interest in you end of story Im 16 Im not into you,” he wrote in 2014 — she allegedly persisted for the next year.
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Feeney also forwarded the boy an email she purportedly received from Harvard University about him, in which the sender says he would “definitely be a likely letter candidate” and that “he’d be on the top of our list.” She allegedly ended that email by saying, “you… owe me big time. And no high fives.”
“And no high fives.” Damn, Feeney really isn’t leaving him a lot of options here. The funny part of this whole story is how pathetic this woman looks after the kid shut her down so hard. This isn’t your typical story of a student-teacher sexual relationship; this is the story of a crazy in-love counselor being told by a 16-year-old boy that he just “isn’t that into her.” You’d think it would stop there, but not for a crazy ol’ Ms. Feeney. She also sent some seriously crazy text messages, too:
Do I get a hug when I see you… How far can I push that?
I’d send you the sunburn photo I posted to Instagram but that might not be a great move for my career.
Obviously this is very emotional for me and I feel raw.
I miss you! I don’t want it to be this way forever.
You are gorgeous and this is killing me.
If you don’t respond to me in another week, I will pull you aside.
If you’d… Just stop fighting and let it happen, you’d be a lot less uptight and much happier.
How does a relationship like this even start? At what point does a college guidance counselor feel comfortable enough with a student to offer to suck his dick? You know what they say, the third college prep meeting with a counselor is the “sex meeting.” It must take serious guts to persistently bother a student just because he is “gorgeous,” and by guts, I mean some sort of mental illness.
Bail is set at $75,000. No word on if the kid got into Harvard or not. Hopefully, this won’t affect his application..
[via PhillyMag]
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Is fuck her for the story.
10 years ago at 12:02 pmI’d*
10 years ago at 12:03 pmYeah, but you’d be sticking your dick in crazy.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmPushing a hug’s boundaries. Total Dorn Move.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmThis lady has clearly watched one too many “Naughty Teacher Gets Fucked By Student” videos on the hub.
10 years ago at 12:07 pmNext thing you know she’ll be trying reenact the “Lesbian Cellmates Scissor Each Other” videos.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmAfter she attempts the “Slut Fucks Lawyer” video.
10 years ago at 4:06 pmOr the “Whore Blows Arresting Officer” video.
10 years ago at 5:24 pmSo because you’re a complete failure your mom has resulted in sexually harassing young men. Nice work Steve, your shitty existence has now hurt other people.
10 years ago at 12:07 pmare you saying that if i wasnt a huge failure my mom would sexually harass me instead
10 years ago at 12:10 pmYes, you unfuckable piece of shit.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmThis is absolutely a Dorn troll.
10 years ago at 1:07 pmDorn thinks we don’t know it’s him writing stories about child molesters
10 years ago at 12:09 pm“Shut down all counseling services!” -Jezebel
10 years ago at 12:10 pm“He was clearly oppressing this counselor by being ‘gorgeous’, keep the patriarchy out of our schools!” -Jezebel
10 years ago at 12:32 pmTo think, all my councilor ever gave me was bad advice of classes to take and no help dropping them
10 years ago at 12:13 pmAlso, this is actually not that bad for you Steve. I think hanging less around Dorn and more around Boosh is starting to pay off.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmIf I was a bettin man, I’d say Dorn had something to do with this
10 years ago at 12:26 pmI always thought Arian Foster’s fan club would be the Arian Nation. But I guess not
10 years ago at 3:07 pmThat counselor looks like Steve Holt’s long lost dad
10 years ago at 12:13 pmI honestly kind of liked this article until I scrolled down and saw it was written by Steve holt.
10 years ago at 1:46 pmThe author’s listed at the top, chief.
10 years ago at 1:53 pmNot when you read it on a browser
10 years ago at 2:41 pm
10 years ago at 3:42 pmThis kids got a bright future… Breaking boundaries at 16 #TFM
10 years ago at 12:15 pmI don’t blame the kid, that teacher looks like a dude.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmYou’re fucking exec? Took long enough.. congrats/fuck you
10 years ago at 6:03 pm