Hot Blonde Keys “Wore” Into Ex’s New Girlfriend’s Car, Sucks At Spelling

Smoking Hot Blonde Keys Ex's New Girlfriend's Car, Also Has An Instagram Full Of Fire

This past weekend, 20-year-old blonde bombshell Shannon Csapilla took her keys to a car that belonged to her ex’s new girlfriend. She attempted to key the word “whore,” but instead wrote “wore.” I’ll give her a pass assuming that she was in a fit of rage and her brain was turned off. For good measure, she punctured the tires before police arrived to detain her.

From Stamford Advocate:

Shannon Csapilla, 20, of Newfield Avenue, was charged Thursday with two counts of first-degree criminal mischief and released after posting a $10,000 court appearance bond.

Lt. Diedrich Hohn said that early on the morning of Aug. 7, the cars of Csapilla’s ex-boyfriend and one of her girlfriend’s had been keyed and their tires punctured in the city. Scratched into the paint on the woman’s car was the word “wore.” Figuring there should have been a “h” in the word, police believed they had arrived at a motive for the crime, Hohn said.

Girl went all scorched earth. I kind of love it. The real story here isn’t the fact that she went off the deep end and destroyed a car. No, the real story is that we are dealing with a girl who absolutely brings it in the looks department. Her Instagram account proves it.

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

A photo posted by @scsapilla on

Has a crazy side? ✓
Isn’t opposed to some girl-on-girl action? ✓
Hot and blonde? ✓

Yeah, she can holler at me.

[via Stamford Advocate]

  1. Uptown Frat

    She’s really not that hoo shit she’s kissing another chick in one of the pictures

    10 years ago at 11:00 am
  2. Deadliest Frat

    I’d let her ruin my life and our marriage and take half my shit just so I cpoupd go spelunking in her poop chute.

    10 years ago at 11:15 am
  3. Frat_Team_6

    Wait so do we have a switch hitter on the field? This wasn’t in the scouting report

    10 years ago at 11:20 am
    1. DrunkWithFunk21

      She’s just a thinker. Bat for both teams and you’re twice as likely to hit

      10 years ago at 10:27 pm
  4. Dizzy_Bat

    This article isn’t complete without pictures of the new girlfriend to compare. Do your research Boulevard.

    10 years ago at 11:26 am