Throwback Thursday: Frat Cops
When GDIs play Father John Misty at full blast in your apartment complex, they’ll be there to shut the “party” down. When a biker cuts you off on the sidewalk, they’ll yank him off by his dreadlocks and slash his tires on the spot. If some dork orders a drink that has more than four ingredients, they’ll swat it out of that sad excuse for a man’s hands.
They are… the Frat Cops.
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Did you see how energized they got after shotgunning those beers? It was like Popeye downing a can of spinach before going home and Madden-truck-stick power-plowing Olive Oil. Unreal. I’ve been looking into contracting some private security, as many of the Grandex higher-ups have been following me home as of late and taking dumps in hard-to-reach areas of my apartment while I’m asleep — I might just have to hit these guys up.
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surprisingly, this was funny.
10 years ago at 1:50 pmThis video is about as cool as seeing Hillary in a thong
10 years ago at 1:51 pmYou know how some things get better with age? This was not one of them.
10 years ago at 1:55 pmYeah this is just try hard central
10 years ago at 8:05 amPainful to watch but surprisingly more relevant than Steve Holt posting about Miley and some soccer mom in Cali.
10 years ago at 1:57 pmSome things are better off being left in the past.
10 years ago at 2:01 pmDid you guys hear tfm will be posting new videos starting sept. 2nd?
10 years ago at 2:19 pmThis blew as hard as Dorn’s Mom in the ladies room of a rustlers steakhouse.
10 years ago at 3:18 pm#PotatoFamineLivesMatter
10 years ago at 4:14 pmTry less
10 years ago at 4:26 pmOld fashioned’s have more than 4 ingredients. Are you saying you’re going to knock a drink out of Don Draper’s hand? You’re not. You’re not going to knock a drink out of Don Draper’s hand. Pussy.
10 years ago at 5:00 pmHate to back up the intern but a typical old fashioned has exactly 4 ingredients (bourbon or rye, bitters, sugar cube, water). Commonly it is garnished with an orange and/or cherry.
10 years ago at 11:56 pm1. Garnish counts as an ingredient if it changes flavor. Oranges and cherry both change flavor. Secondly, the sugar is typically muddled with the orange peel, cherry, or both. It’s also common to add water or club soda. So yeah, thanks for playing.
10 years ago at 9:49 amDraper would not be caught dead in the same bar as the intern, so it is kind of irrelevant. Side note: Old fashioned’s are the shit
10 years ago at 10:11 am