Turnt Mom Loses Her Mind At Disneyland In What Could Be The Greatest Internet Video Of All Time

EDITOR’S NOTE: A few angry commenters and Disney fanatics have pointed out that this is California’s Disneyland and not Disneyworld.

Florida is a garbage state filled with terrible swamp-people like Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, and Dan Regester. It’s a place that, under no circumstance, would I ever voluntarily live, unless I am 65 and from an area of the country that spends six months under a winter weather advisory. That said, Florida is home to one of the happiest places on earth: Disneyworld.

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I don’t have much of a backstory for the following video. What I do know is that it was posted last week and is clearly the rough draft of something much bigger. We, in the web content biz, understand that there is not a more powerful driving force on the internet than stay-at-home white moms. This lady is no exception. In her t-shirt, capris, and $65 sneaks, she took Orlando by storm:

Disney Mom

This mom is so turnt.

Posted by Colby Melvin on Friday, August 21, 2015

I mean, I don’t know what else to tell you. That mom choreographed a dance routine and spent an entire day filming it at Disneyworld. I don’t think I’ve ever written a whiter sentence than that. Suburban household moms everywhere will giggle with glee and pounce on the “share” button after seeing the final product, but this raw cut is so much better. It illustrates the real behind-the-scenes awkwardness going to Disneyworld and making a fool out of yourself.

Some will say this video is stupid, but I have watched it 10 times and it has honestly only gotten better. This might be one of the greatest videos the internet has ever offered, and I, for one, am thankful to have seen it.

To white suburban moms everywhere, the bar has been raised. Get turnt, moms. Get turnt, and film it.

  1. FratPoppa

    Some will say “this video is stupid” indeed, Steve. Please cast yourself off the top of Space Mountain, post haste.

    10 years ago at 11:13 am
  2. thebean12

    And here’s some more useless content, brought to you by Steve Holt….
    Go play in traffic.

    10 years ago at 11:18 am
  3. SirCarlosIII

    I think that Steve might be in the same league as Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman when it comes to being hated.

    10 years ago at 11:18 am
    1. geed_N_proud

      Neither of them did anything wrong? They were both acquitted of their alleged crimes. Don’t know why they should be hated.

      10 years ago at 11:36 am
  4. YoungAndDisappointing

    This is FUCKING DOG SHIT and you know it Steve Holt. At least make sure the mom is hot before you post the most pointless, time wasting thing I’ve ever seen in my goddamned life. you’ll always be a lowlife cocksucker in my mind.

    10 years ago at 11:19 am
  5. Tuco_1855

    “Could be the greatest internet video of all time.” Seriously, say that back to yourself and think about it. This is fucking terrible, Steve. You know it, and I know it. Only a piece of shit like you would post something like this, and not that it matters, but this is Disneyland, not Disney World, so even your summary of this shitty video is off the mark.

    10 years ago at 11:22 am
  6. american_fratter

    Steve you’re an idiot. This is in California not Florida. Nice attempt dumb shit

    10 years ago at 11:22 am
      1. Richard Hayden

        It’s called reading. Top to bottom, left to right; a group of words together is a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches. Midol for any cramps.

        10 years ago at 11:34 am