FAIL FRIDAY: New Semester, Same Shame
Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
You say hazing I say caricature building. TFM.
Caricature building. There you have it, folks.
My idiotic bro Stu pooped in the bathroom right before I went in there to shower again! TFM.
Stu sounds like a real sonofabitch.
My parents resent each other. TFM.
Drink their booze and use your allowance to buy weed. That’ll show ’em.
Sending her a postcard from your dick and having the return address be “Weinerville.” TFM.
You, sir, are the most clever.
Scraped my freaking knee because my idiot bro Stu left his size 13 shoes on the ground! TFM.
God damn that Stu. Damn him to Hell.
I snort Tums. TFM.
I heard Tums get your turnt.
Rocking a blazer even for Netflix and chill. TFM.
Next person to say “Netflix and chill” is getting kicked in the dick.
Making fart jokes on the first date so when she lets one rip it won’t be awkward. TFM.
That’s very thoughtful of you. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Beat the fuck out of my Bro Stu! TFM.
That bastard Stu finally got what was coming to him.
Since girls poop, I may as well just date one of my bros. TFM.
Now that’s what I call sound logic.
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This could potentially be the worst Fail Friday I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading.
10 years ago at 11:58 amSecond.
10 years ago at 11:59 amThere’s a button for that, champ
10 years ago at 12:00 pm^This
10 years ago at 12:14 pm^Take a lap
10 years ago at 1:56 pm^stop turning this into a circle jerk
10 years ago at 4:29 pmA button for that champ, there.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmChamp, there for that a button is
10 years ago at 7:29 pmIs that finally coming back around? I missed this.
10 years ago at 10:56 am“Reading”
10 years ago at 12:14 pmbut that 8th picture though*unf*
10 years ago at 7:46 pmAfter a solid week of content from the real writers, you come in with this shit. Fuck you, intern.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmWonderful article today son!
I hope you’re enjoying your first week back! I saw your friend Dillon at the park the other day. He was walking with a little boy and talking to him about going on something called a Cleveland Steamer. I’m so jealous, I just love locomotives!
Love,
10 years ago at 12:01 pmMom
They need to hire this guy
10 years ago at 12:23 pmBlack people smell. Jah know dat
10 years ago at 5:24 pmNothing on here was funny. I hate you, intern.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmSteve Holt beat you to the chaser video…now you done fucked up
10 years ago at 12:04 pmI mean I’m not complaining about watching it twice
10 years ago at 12:35 pmThe TKE mobile gave me acid reflux.
10 years ago at 12:07 pmHate the whip? That’s fine. Hate TKE? Meet me on the dance floor broseph
10 years ago at 6:06 pmyou deserve many laps.
10 years ago at 7:18 pmHands down, this is without a doubt the worst Fail Friday ever posted on TFM. What the fuck kind of sentence is “I heard Tums get your turnt.” Do you even bother to read what the fuck you’re writing?
10 years ago at 12:08 pmHonestly that DTD chapter needs their charter burned after that video.
10 years ago at 12:11 pmDudes touching dicks was swinging for the fences.
10 years ago at 12:20 pm“Make me a Delt”
10 years ago at 12:34 pmNot a day goes by where I’m not thankful for the fact that I didn’t rush SAE
10 years ago at 12:11 pmThanks for sharing guy
10 years ago at 12:41 pmIf you ever needed a reason to not have co-ed fraternities, there it fucking is
10 years ago at 12:15 pmthey serve their purpose going by the people(?) in those videos.You shouldn’t be excluded from greek life just because you have no dignity or self-respect…
10 years ago at 7:58 pmThat was one of though eat videos I’ve ever tried to watch. Couldn’t even get through the first verse of the song. I’d bet ISIS beheading videos have gotten better approval.
10 years ago at 11:05 am