Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
True. You can’t forget the classics.Ass so fat, trousers on alert.That’s an overly-specific yet oddly fitting description of the female in question.I still think it would be worth it.GirthBrooks, coming in hot again this week.Thanks for sharing, pal.Zinger!!! Take that Steve Holt, who totally exists and isn’t the account all of the writers post under when we have to write a story we don’t want posted under our own name.We play that in the office, too. Dorn got so hammered yesterday that he socked TFM Intern square in the nose. HR didn’t care.Nice recovery.Please post more stories like this in the comments section. All-timer right here.
“Zinger!!! Take that Steve Holt, who totally exists and isn’t the account all of the writers post under when we have to write a story we don’t want posted under our own name.”
How has this not been noted in the comments yet? I’m 99% certain he just explained the Steve Holt phenomenon to all of us. Still though, fuck Steve Holt.
Regarding the comment about the blacked out dude leaving the Toby Keith concert, it would be nice if we had a section where we could all share our stories away from the comment section and we could all contribute to a thread. As far as I’m concerned no such place exists. come on intern your reply after posting this shows you want the forums back do it.
Bottom right corner of each comment proves that TFM can/does edit comments
What are you talking about, dude? No we can’t. – Jared
9 years ago at 11:08 amNormally, I’d be pissed about that, but Devry Guy, you’re the fucking man
9 years ago at 3:35 pmI made it on the wall. Take that fratstars!
9 years ago at 11:15 amYou want a trophy too asshat?
9 years ago at 11:33 amPreferably.
9 years ago at 11:35 amToo late hot plate
9 years ago at 12:18 pmHehe
9 years ago at 6:19 amEven a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then
9 years ago at 12:58 pmgeednproud busted a but watching a squirrel once
9 years ago at 7:34 am*nut lacing up now
9 years ago at 7:34 amwoah hehe dont even have to run lol
9 years ago at 12:00 pmSo this is what tfm has become…
9 years ago at 11:30 amDorn gets wasted after three beers. Fucking lightweight. I bet SteveHolt drinks Sminoff Ice.
9 years ago at 12:13 pmNow if I get three weeks in a row, do I get hired. I have some changes to make. Starting with bringing back the forums and rush boobs.
9 years ago at 12:29 pmAnd firing Steve Holt
9 years ago at 1:54 pmHe isn’t real.
9 years ago at 2:04 pmNot too sure what you were trying to post…but if it wasn’t your tits, then I don’t want to see it.
9 years ago at 1:04 pmGive this man a job
9 years ago at 8:08 pm“Zinger!!! Take that Steve Holt, who totally exists and isn’t the account all of the writers post under when we have to write a story we don’t want posted under our own name.”
How has this not been noted in the comments yet? I’m 99% certain he just explained the Steve Holt phenomenon to all of us. Still though, fuck Steve Holt.
9 years ago at 5:24 pmBecause anyone half way smart already knew that. But that was fucking hilarious though
9 years ago at 6:06 pmDamn son you took the bait didnt you? Also good one tfm like your shitty little company had an HR department lmfao
9 years ago at 8:59 amRegarding the comment about the blacked out dude leaving the Toby Keith concert, it would be nice if we had a section where we could all share our stories away from the comment section and we could all contribute to a thread. As far as I’m concerned no such place exists. come on intern your reply after posting this shows you want the forums back do it.
9 years ago at 8:10 pmYou fuckers turned on me
9 years ago at 10:31 pmYoure the one that goofed up the South Park commentary
9 years ago at 12:59 pmRad_pit is a legendary name
9 years ago at 1:32 am