Her contact name in your phone simply being a description of her most prominent physical feature. TFM. DonaldTrumpThoughts9 years ago
idrinkmorethanu I was peeing when I read this and there is now pee all over my khakis 9 years ago at 8:00 pm
idrinkmorethanu now I have the wait in the bathroom for like 10 minutes for it dry 9 years ago at 8:01 pm
GirthBrooks Does anyone have a link that time a couple of years ago that guy had a full thread of comments of him just talking to himself? 9 years ago at 2:04 pm
TSMTechGuy Combine this with Captain Ahab pledge for a list of contacts names “cellulite” 9 years ago at 8:06 pm
ScoochMcGooch Ass Flaps, Beef Bum, Chunky Grundle, Dingleberries, Ham Smuggler… You can do better than just cellulite, or at least my phone is more creative. 9 years ago at 10:35 pm
Uncle_Rico Chide Goblin, scrotum sucker, gooch-gremlin, largemouth ass, The Finger, Amazon, hot twin, not twin, weird nip Trish, flat-butt slut, mothball, Jumanji, firedrill bj, DSL Dani, and last but not least Beth. 9 years ago at 1:00 am
Jackdaniels I just hate it when Blowjob Betsy asks me who Rim Job Sally is…seeing as they are sisters 9 years ago at 12:47 pm
Got her saved in my phone under big butthole
9 years ago at 7:02 pmI was peeing when I read this and there is now pee all over my khakis
9 years ago at 8:00 pmnow I have the wait in the bathroom for like 10 minutes for it dry
9 years ago at 8:01 pmit was worth the laugh tho
9 years ago at 8:02 pmGet a pee bib
9 years ago at 11:36 amDoes anyone have a link that time a couple of years ago that guy had a full thread of comments of him just talking to himself?
9 years ago at 2:04 pmidk but that was my inspiration
9 years ago at 2:23 pmCombine this with Captain Ahab pledge for a list of contacts names “cellulite”
9 years ago at 8:06 pmAss Flaps, Beef Bum, Chunky Grundle, Dingleberries, Ham Smuggler… You can do better than just cellulite, or at least my phone is more creative.
9 years ago at 10:35 pmChide Goblin, scrotum sucker, gooch-gremlin, largemouth ass, The Finger, Amazon, hot twin, not twin, weird nip Trish, flat-butt slut, mothball, Jumanji, firedrill bj, DSL Dani, and last but not least Beth.
9 years ago at 1:00 amI bet Beth is wild as fuck in the sack.
9 years ago at 8:11 amI just hate it when Blowjob Betsy asks me who Rim Job Sally is…seeing as they are sisters
9 years ago at 12:47 pm“Slender nostrils”
9 years ago at 3:18 pmI mean, you tried I guess.
9 years ago at 1:25 amNot closing upon the first encounter. NF.
9 years ago at 5:36 pm