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Drink Every Time
- You see glitter.
- A cliché EDM song starts playing.
- Girls are shown “getting ready” even though their makeup is already on.
- The girls are shown waving at the front steps of their house.
- A Girl “Throws What They Know.”
- A girl blows bubbles towards the camera.
- Girls awkwardly fake laugh in a circle.
- The entire sorority starts running for no particular reason.
- Two girls hug.
- A girl busts out her shitty dance moves.
- You see a pair of oversized sunglasses.
- You see a flower.
- The girls all wear high-waisted shorts.
- You see their letters.
- You see a Lilly Pulitzer dress.
Take A Gulp Every Time
- You spot a girl that is clearly not on the face team.
- You see a redhead.
- They use aerial drone footage.
- The girls run onto their stadium field.
- Girls start holding hands.
- You see a “peace” sign.
- Four girls lay on the ground in a cross formation.
- Someone gets a piggyback ride.
- Girls take a selfie.
- The girls wear their school colors.
- They let balloons float away.
- They dance in front of a fountain.
- Slow motion is used.
Finish Your Drink When
- You spot a girl eye-fucking one of her sisters.
- Glitter gets in a girl’s eye.
- A girl eats a popsicle.
- A girl falls on her ass.
- You see a one-piece bathing suit.
- The camera shows four or more asses in a row.
- Slow motion is used while the girls are wearing bikinis.
Take A Shot When
- The girls start making out.
- The video has a scene in the library.
- A blonde winks at the camera.
- A girl does the “Nae Nae.”
- You catch a nip slip.
- You spot a girl you’ve had sex with.
Drink Everything In Sight When
- A butthurt article comes out about how the video sets back women’s rights.
- You realize you’re actually watching a lesbian porn scene.
Drink when you see a group of girls in a brand new Jeep
9 years ago at 2:09 pmWhere is ridiculous tinder lines?
9 years ago at 2:11 pmBut God forbid they forget to post a goddamn Chive list
9 years ago at 2:26 pmOne shot for every pair of aviators you see. You’ll be dead in a few minutes.
9 years ago at 2:14 pmI have a favor to ask. We are trying to think of a bus party theme…any suggestions?
9 years ago at 2:15 pmI know Dorn is a big fan of the Magic School Bus theme.
9 years ago at 2:16 pmStan, what have I told you about talking to Mr. Dorn?!
9 years ago at 2:25 pmWhere the fuck have you been SFPL? Thought you were dead…..
9 years ago at 2:20 pmHoped even.
9 years ago at 11:23 pmSFPL is still around? I thought they shitcanned you and your hair.
9 years ago at 2:20 pmFinish the bottle when you spot a minority
9 years ago at 2:21 pmAs soon as I saw SFPL wrote this, I knew it would be a list. Good to see you again.
9 years ago at 2:21 pmNo it isn’t
9 years ago at 2:55 pmHe only way you could possibly do this game is by having your bros pour everything into a bong as you just drink, and you know what? That’s perfectly fine with me
9 years ago at 2:38 pmWell you tried
9 years ago at 3:07 pmYou are last semester’s Steve Holt.
9 years ago at 2:54 pm