UF Babe Allegedly Offers Oral To 3 Cops After Being Arrested For DUI And Possession Of Coke And Pot
Early Monday morning at around 2:45, 24-year-old University of Florida student Arielle Engert was swerving on the road when she was pulled over by police. After she failed a few sobriety tests and recorded a smooth .16 on the breathalyzer, she was arrested. In addition to driving drunk, the officers discovered some marijuana in her purse and a bag of cocaine stuffed down her bra.
Ho-hum, end of story there, right? Just your typical story of a college kid arrested for drugs and driving drunk. Well, if you read the headline, you know that Arielle wasn’t going down without a fight, or a blow job offer. She was of course charged with bribery in addition to the other charges.
From The Smoking Gun:
After being transported to the county jail, Engert allegedly told Deputy Brian Sudbrink that she would perform fellatio and “other sex acts” if he would not charge her for the two misdemeanors.
The discovery of the cocaine allegedly prompted Engert to offer deputies Obed Munoz and Eric Biddle the identical sexual services that were proffered to Sudbrink. The illicit offers to the law enforcement personnel led to the filing of three separate bribery counts against Engert.
She also happens to be a total babe.
See, this is what I don’t like about girls. When they get pulled over, or in trouble, they just show a little titty or offer a free blow job to try to get off. When I’m fucked by the long dick of the law, or anything else really, I can’t just offer up my body. Its street value is zero.
The law won this time, however, and didn’t cave to Engert’s bribes. Nice try, Arielle..
[via The Smoking Gun]
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Would not have turned her down
9 years ago at 10:27 amSo if you’re the 2nd or 3rd guy, are you stoked or not really?
9 years ago at 10:31 am2nd guy maybe 3rd definitely not
9 years ago at 10:32 amI’m not the man that those cops are
9 years ago at 10:33 am“24 and in college” – see thats the mistake. If you are over the age of 22 and still in college you are a giant retard
9 years ago at 12:13 pmHave you ever heard of this neat thing called graduate school?
9 years ago at 12:18 pmYeah well you birthed the intern so perhaps you should tone down the giant retard rhetoric.
9 years ago at 1:35 pmThe interns dad is getting a 4 year degree and closing up shop. Have fun being middle class at best man!
9 years ago at 3:23 pmClearly meant bachelors. Kids are 25 and still in college trying to get a BA. Lmfao if it takes you more than 4 years to get a bachelors you are a RETARD
9 years ago at 12:22 pmWomen are sluts. It’s simple science.
9 years ago at 10:33 amtake the blowjob and then take her to jail
9 years ago at 10:35 amYou’re an awful human being.
9 years ago at 2:55 pmThat’s some whore logic
9 years ago at 10:35 am*whore-able logic.
9 years ago at 11:40 amIf I was one of them this would have ended with no evidence to turn in, and that girl having to buy plan B with her drug money.
9 years ago at 10:37 amAnd one hell of a dashcam video
9 years ago at 11:02 amIf this was a Cops episode, I would probably jackoff after. All three of them did and I’m not above any of this.
9 years ago at 3:28 pmThat’s a hard beeje to pass on right there.
9 years ago at 10:37 amA quick Google search gives me reason to believe she has offered way more for way less in her day.
9 years ago at 10:44 amNothing says “I make great choices” like being a 24-year-old college student.
9 years ago at 10:45 amI’m 29 and still in college. But before you go claiming Van Wilder, I served 8 years in the Marine Corps. So there are exceptions, I just doubt this cum dumpster can claim any of them.
9 years ago at 11:47 amSomething about a Marine, using the phrase “cum dumpster”, on a fraternity website, the day before a long weekend that makes you feel just a little more American inside. Thank you for your service, sir.
9 years ago at 1:28 pmThank you for the acknowledgment of my service, but I didn’t serve for the praise. Also, one of the many reasons I love this fucking site is it brings me back to the days in the barracks constantly talking shit on one another, but in turn we would all die for the guy next to us. I feel that here, although a slightly different setting. The Corps might not be your traditional fraternity, but a fraternity nonetheless.
9 years ago at 4:22 pmYou mean like serving in the armed forces?
9 years ago at 2:10 pmthose who are telling me to take a lap, are you saying that serving then going to school is a bad thing?
9 years ago at 7:25 pmYou don’t belong here.
9 years ago at 9:07 pm