Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter and shaming the former. Below are the best comments from this week.
I think you can all assume who Frattin_like_myDaddy is talking about here. It rhymes with Shmeeve Shmolt.I asked, and they delivered. Bless you, Waldorf and Statler.Sure! I’ll endorse you for “Comes on too strong.”In a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep that is open air and can probably only support 130 pounds? Yeah, probably.I’m not sure that’s what the founding fathers had in mind…See, Mizzou? Your banning hard alcohol at fraternity houses has more widespread effects than you considered.A TFM Commenter Exclusive Interview With Steve Holt’s Mom#BLACKBALLSTEVEHOLTThis is my favorite Steve Holt conspiracy theory yet.I think we all envy him, WillieCrump. If peeing in butts is cool, consider me Jerry Fratdusky (you older TFMers know what I’m talking about).
Kocaine could have a future in Fraternity/Sorority themes pornography
10 years ago at 12:26 pmSure! I’ll endorse you for “Comes on too strong.”
10 years ago at 12:31 pmHe never even accepted my request wow
10 years ago at 1:25 pmHe’s obviously playing hard to get.
10 years ago at 3:52 pmI’ll always accept it babe 😉
10 years ago at 4:42 pm^ wtf
10 years ago at 2:18 amIf you can’t get a TFM writer to accept your request, you must be the Steve Holt of girls
10 years ago at 11:45 amI am honored to have made this list, even if it was only because of an average comment on an above average thread.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmI love Dick in my ass. Don’t hate.
10 years ago at 12:46 pmHow have you not been balled yet?
10 years ago at 12:59 pmMotion to blackball!
10 years ago at 2:38 pmI Second it
10 years ago at 5:13 pmPlease suck start a flamethrower.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmThat type of grammar is the reason why you deserve more laps.
10 years ago at 3:50 amI love when my dick goes into a girl’s ass. You’re just plain weird, man
10 years ago at 1:01 pmYou are such a troll bro
10 years ago at 1:02 pmI was talking about geed FYI
10 years ago at 1:11 pmYou suck as much as the geed, bro.
10 years ago at 4:39 pmNo shit man. Your comment still sucked.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmYou’re not even in a frat no brother would sit on here and shit post
10 years ago at 1:22 pmLXA. In zax brothers. Kalepa ta kala
10 years ago at 1:08 amYou’re a GDI*, you fucking ignoramus
10 years ago at 1:24 pmNice bro I can call it whatever I want
10 years ago at 1:25 pmI was referencing geed_n_proud’s meme. I’m on the app, so my bad if I replied to you instead of him. I’ll be on the track if you need me
10 years ago at 12:55 pmLeave and never return. Dont let the door hit you on the way out; I dont want ass prints on my new door
10 years ago at 1:49 pmis that what’s cool in high school these days?
10 years ago at 4:03 pmI miss the good old days with Jerry Fratdusky and when The DeVry Guy was just a Fail Friday troll.
10 years ago at 12:52 pmAnd Prex was lapped endlessly.
10 years ago at 1:12 pmyou were an og too, but u jumped ship
10 years ago at 4:17 pmThe good days when OprahIsADyke and FirstPostOX were still doing their thing.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmBack during the first season of Dicks Picks
10 years ago at 4:23 pmLong before those two we had carolinahaze and thePIKER
10 years ago at 8:18 amCan’t forget TheJokeExplainer or Dude_Skunk
10 years ago at 6:33 pmBefore Steve Holts
10 years ago at 2:12 pmWhen TFM was only wall posts, pictures and articles
10 years ago at 12:01 pmHow the fuck are you not going to put my reply to “That’s what she said.”
10 years ago at 1:48 pmYou know where you’d get some grade-A comments to post here? THE FUCKING FORUMS.
10 years ago at 1:55 pmI’ll expect my check in the mail soon.
10 years ago at 2:16 pmWtf? How come I didn’t get thanked?
10 years ago at 4:11 pmI think being included in the photo is enough thanks.
10 years ago at 3:48 am