[POLL] Which Sorority Is Hotter: UCF Zeta Tau Alpha Or Florida Tri Delta?

[POLL] Which Sorority Is Hotter- UCF Zeta Tau Alpha Or Florida Tri Delta?

I’m all for healthy competition. I’m also all for hot sorority chicks. So why not combine the two for a little fun? If you could pick one sorority to spend your college days with, would you rather party with the girls of Zeta Tau Alpha at UCF, or would you prefer running with the smokes of Tri Delta at the University of Florida? This in-state showdown is sure to cause some problems in the pants.

Just like Jaws will spend hours studying one quarterback, I spent hours dissecting each and every aspect of these two sororities, because I care about you guys. I got absolutely zero personal pleasure out of this duty that I undertook for the good of all mankind. You’re welcome.

UCF Zeta Tau Alpha

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Hotness: 10/10

There’s no doubt that UCF has talent all across the board, and not just in Zeta. They made the top ten list for schools with the hottest girls. Zeta does nothing to bring that rating down. Just a bunch of hot girls with tight bods roaming the sidelines of this sorority.

Wifeability: 6/10

Something about the possibility of being Eskimo bros with ol’ Regester just makes my mind cringe. I live with the guy and know how much of a degenerate he is. I can’t be risking the chance of bumping uglies for life with a girl who has been drilled by Dan. I just can’t do it. No matter how great these girls might be, I’m docking points solely because of that risk.

Hottest/Most Notorious Member:

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She might be one of the hottest girls I have yet to profile, and that includes Abby Hornacek. Think I might be in love.

Florida Tri Delta

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Hotness: 9/10

Whatever they are cooking down in the swamp is working. Unlike the talent on the actual football team, the talent in the stands is something you can’t keep your eye off of. The girls of UF Tri Delt are a prime example of what “Florida hot” is. Just a bunch of babes with hard bods who rock tiny bikinis. I can’t argue against that.

Wifeability: 8/10

The University of Florida is surprisingly a pretty solid school meaning that these girls will come out with a good head on their shoulders. The school also puts out some serious talent for the sports sideline. Mix all that in with the killer looks, and you’ve got yourself a good wife.

Hottest/Most Notorious Member:

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Whoever this girl is. Someone track her down for me. Just look at her and try and tell me that you wouldn’t lock it up. I wouldn’t believe you for a second.

Winner: Florida Tri Delta is taking home this week’s crown for me. Something about the Gator girls just drive me wild.

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Images via Tumblr/UCF Zeta Tau Alpha, Tumblr/UF Tri Delta

  1. Kappasaurus

    The first Florida tri delt pic in the article definitely doesn’t help their cause

    10 years ago at 2:08 pm
    1. BlackTrump

      ZTA UCF would without a doubt render the cleanest and most respectable version of #buttstuff2015 a man like myself could ask for.

      10 years ago at 12:02 am
  2. ScoochMcGooch

    I don’t know why you formated this with a bunch words I didn’t read, but I still agree with your conclusion.

    10 years ago at 2:56 pm
  3. Colonel Reb forever

    The poll doesn’t work (again), but ZTA is the finest by a wide margin.

    10 years ago at 7:46 pm