Shout Out To Dick Tips
Somewhere, a man named Dick Tips is concerned about grave sites. I don’t know why Dick is concerned about the grave sites, the level of his concern, or if anything is being done to remedy that concern, but Dick Tips is concerned. And his name is Dick Tips. Tips, Dick. Dick. Tips. Dick Fucking Tips.
Mr. and Mrs. Tips named their son Richard, aka “Dick.” Dick Tips. That’s the man’s name. His name is Dick Tips.
Want to hear something so crazy that it will make you question the universe in which you live? We have a lovely young lady who works in our advertising department by the name Margaret Tipps. I. Shit. You. Not. Her. Father. In. Law’s. Name. Is. Dick. His name is Dick Tipps. Dick Fucking Tipps! Two Dick Tip(p)s!!!
My mind just exploded into a million pieces. I’ll be dreaming of Dick Tips all weekend long..
h/t Jenny Johnson
Just the tip
10 years ago at 5:12 pmHaving your brain exploded by dick tips. TDornM
10 years ago at 5:14 pmPicture is old. You wasted 45 seconds of my life, now I’m gonna waste 15 of your mother’s.
10 years ago at 5:15 pmAh the good ol’ “Dorn’s mom” jokes…
10 years ago at 6:15 pmI would plop my ballsack on the back of Dorn’s mom’s neck after a 90 degree gameday while she quietly snoozes and just let it sit there and fester
10 years ago at 12:09 pmHow old are these dick tips dorno?
10 years ago at 5:17 pmFuck you Steve Holt… Oh wait nvm. Carry on.
10 years ago at 5:31 pmNo, fuck Steve Holt.
10 years ago at 10:05 amToo many martinis at lunch?
10 years ago at 5:42 pmEveryone knows that Dorn’s drink is vodka lemonades
10 years ago at 9:06 amThose last two sentences just make it too easy. At least make us work for it a little bit.
10 years ago at 5:57 pmI believe the dick tips you dream of are still referred to as Weiner’s at that age.
10 years ago at 6:16 pmWieners*
10 years ago at 6:17 pmShark Zen: Today I will bring a positive atmosphere to my environment.
10 years ago at 6:47 pmDreaming of dick tips. TSM
10 years ago at 6:51 pm