New York Giants Fan Loses His Shit After Cowboys Win Game

If you are an NFL fan with a pulse, chances are high that you watched the end of last night’s Cowboys-Giants game.

To an outsider fan with no interest in either team, the final minutes were pure gold. There is nothing more entertaining than watching than Eli Manning herping and derping down the field, two yards away from scoring a touchdown to give the Giants an insurmountable lead, and instead throwing the ball away, stopping the clock and giving Tony Romo a full 1:30 to score the winning touchdown. What a doofus.

It was glorious. To Cowboys fans, it was more than glorious. It was beyond absurd. Adjectives can’t fully describe all the different emotions flowing through Dallas fans’ heads last night.

And then, somewhere up above the Mason-Dixon line, sat stunned Giants fans, paralyzed in disbelief, and angry at God himself for cursing their putrid franchise with the lesser Manning brother and one dementia-suffering Tom Coughlin. Luckily for us, someone (a Jets fan, I assume) was there to film the misery firsthand.

I am so glad the NFL is back.

Image via YouTube

  1. Beeercules

    I love seeing pissed off football fans. Never gets old. Unlike articles written by Steve Holt. #blackballsteveholt

    10 years ago at 5:12 pm
  2. The_Forum

    Jesus Christ. Just give us the video without the shit article. #blackballsteveholt

    10 years ago at 5:21 pm
  3. Brothermurphy

    If you don’t watch your team with this kind of intensity don’t even bother.

    10 years ago at 5:31 pm
  4. DeweyOxburger

    “Putrid franchise”? 4 Super Bowls and 4 National Titles with the most respected and famous family in football at the helm of the organization. And Eli has two rings to Peyton’s one. Get fucked, Steven.

    10 years ago at 5:31 pm
      1. DeweyOxburger

        I was as pissed as the guy in this video, probably more. Total meltdown by the Giants.

        10 years ago at 5:39 pm
      2. Frank Lyman from Amherst

        How did you enjoy giving out a handy at Ralph Wilson yesterday, Steve?

        10 years ago at 7:25 pm