TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
10 years ago

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter and shaming the former. Below are the best comments from this week.

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The The Big Lebowski kicker at the end really did it for me.
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I mean… I guess that’s a TFM. Never really thought about it.
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Your friend sounds like a huge hoser, champ.
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You can’t not respect the man who stays after class to study/talk to the professor/sniff the seat that the hot girl sat in. This guy is going places.
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#BlackballSteveHolt
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Happy birthday, Steve!!!
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I’m glad to see you’re doing well these days, Orenthal.
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“I’m not crying, my eyes are sweating.” It’s a TFM.
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Truer words were never spoken.
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Steve Holt loves good content. You’d think he’d subject himself to this kind of death strictly for the ensuing pageviews.
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  2. Dan Kweed

    I am somewhat offended that not only are you acknowledging our hatred of Steve Holt and our requests to blackball him while not doing shit about it, but you have the fucking balls to join us in our hatred of Steve Holt. TTFMM.

    10 years ago at 8:46 am
    3. Shut up Meg

      If there was a “go fuck yourself” option instead of a lap, i feel this post warrants me choosing that choice. Go fuck yourself Kweed.

      10 years ago at 9:05 am
    5. NorthernATO

      You should’ve made your username Dane if you’re insinuating “dank weed.” Still a tard fuck, regardless.

      10 years ago at 3:09 pm
  3. HawaiianShirtFridays

    I know you were busy getting fisted by Carter Cruise yesterday, but you could’ve done better on this, DeVry.

    10 years ago at 9:05 am
    1. Frobert The III

      Forum Topic:
      Does Carter Cruise doing almost exclusively anal videos make her more or less attractive? Because (for me at least) the old dirt road is only more fun if it feels experimental.

      10 years ago at 12:50 pm
      2. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

        call me old fashioned, but I’d rather see good ole P in V. If you aren’t whitewashing ovaries you are doing it wrong

        10 years ago at 6:32 pm
      3. thaisticktony

        There are two types of people in this world. People who exclusively jack off to anal videos and the gays.

        10 years ago at 7:09 pm
    2. The_Sherminator

      You know what? It definitely makes her hotter. If, by gods grace, I managed to land her, it would be way better. Here me out, you’re looking at her while laying the Keystone pipeline and all you see is her getting railed in the ass by all the dudes in those films. But if you’re in the fish taco you don’t have any annoying flashbacks. I don’t care if I’m wrong. Fuck you. This is America

      10 years ago at 2:35 am
      3. Pepper Brooks

        Give him a break, he probably just got back from a “Black Lives Matter” protest.

        10 years ago at 1:51 pm
      9. idrinkmorethanu

        same. like I was just a watcher but the people who think they’re sick now used to be nerds. like wow big men on campus now??!

        10 years ago at 1:55 am
      11. idrinkmorethanu

        not going to lie tho I get butthurt when I get down voted by my past fav tfm commenters

        10 years ago at 1:57 am
  5. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    So UW-itching an isn’t real? I see spell check did a nice job there. I’m just going to leave it like that.

    10 years ago at 2:23 pm
  6. Real TFM Headlines

    “TFM Is NF; I Will Be Blackballed for Saying This”
    #FratLivesMatter #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiins #BringBackTheForums #FreeShibby #Fratocaust2014 #HeilDorn

    10 years ago at 4:06 pm
  8. Oral Hershiser

    Damnit DeVry. The line is “tenets of national socialism.” I got lapped for correcting it on the original post, and maybe I’ll get lapped again now, but goddamnit! if you’re going to profess to be a fan of arguably the most quotable movie of all time, you might as well get the fucking quotes right. Fuck!

    10 years ago at 6:33 pm
  10. BrooksBro93

    Telling Bernie to go back to the nursing home because Hillary is waiting. TFM.

    10 years ago at 9:52 pm