Hammered Iowa Freshman Asks Cop For Ride Home, Is Denied, Enters Squad Car Anyway, Is Arrested
The University of Iowa is making the news yet again for their drunken antics. Just last week, we had the Iowa sorority girl who pissed all over the frozen yogurt shop. Now we have this 18-year-old freshman, John Louis Chapman, who got drunk and was looking for a ride home. I’m guessing that Uber does not exist in Iowa City, because he spotted a cop car in traffic, and asked for a ride home.
From The Smoking Gun:
The tipsy Chapman allegedly approached a police cruiser stopped in traffic and asked cop Don Strong for a ride home. After the University of Iowa Public Safety officer told the student to return to the sidewalk, Chapman opened the squad car’s rear door and got into the vehicle.
Quite the power move pulled by Chapman. You really gotta respect that shit. Never take no for an answer. When you’re drunk and ready to go home, you find a ride home by any means necessary. If that means asking a cop who’s stopped in traffic for a lift, then you ask that cop in traffic for a damn lift. And if he says no, just hop in anyway. It’s a foolproof plan that certainly worked out for this kid, right?
Wrong. Chapman was arrested for public intoxication and blew a .236 — almost three times what society deems acceptable. Good job, good effort though..
[via The Smoking Gun]
I don’t want to connect with my Bluetooth, you fucks
10 years ago at 3:06 pmA .236 BAC being deemed “unacceptable” by society. NF.
10 years ago at 3:08 pmProtect and Serve… They cop could have saved a lot of time and money by just giving the dude a lift. Chances are he was less that a mile or two from his destination.
10 years ago at 3:08 pmHad this happen. Local cops dropped me off w/o ticket… right to the university police who whacked me for $200. Oh well can’t win em all
10 years ago at 3:18 pmAre we not doing phrasing anymore?
10 years ago at 7:28 pmWe are not taxi cab drivers, you chicken fucker.
10 years ago at 5:29 pmIOWA: Idiots Out Walking Around
10 years ago at 3:08 pmSo original
10 years ago at 3:25 pmAre you fucking retarded..
10 years ago at 9:37 pmAny sober individual being seen as a definite DD candidate. TFM
10 years ago at 3:10 pmWhy was the cop car’s door unlocked while they were driving?
10 years ago at 3:16 pmThey are always unlocked there just isn’t a handle on the inside…at least in my expierence that has been the case.
10 years ago at 6:19 pmI don’t want to turn on Bluetooth
10 years ago at 3:31 pmLate to the party
10 years ago at 3:45 pmHonestly just another weekend at University of Iowa
10 years ago at 3:54 pm#WhiteLivesMatter
10 years ago at 3:56 pmBeing drunk and alone. NF
10 years ago at 3:59 pm