Hockey Legend Jaromir Jagr’s Response To Being Extorted By Chick He Banged? “I Don’t Care.”
9 years ago

Jaromir Jagr has been my favorite hockey player ever since he told the world who his favorite hockey player is back when he was on the Bruins in 2013.

Dude’s a walking power move machine, and he just swooned me twice over with his most recent escapade.

From Yahoo! News:

Recently, 43-year-old NHL legend Jaromir Jagr slept with an 18-year-old model. And while that’s really NBD—and none of our business—the story took a weird twist and became public knowledge after the girl that Jagr slept with took a picture of him sleeping after the deed was done. The woman—or someone associated with the woman—then threatened to sell it to the media unless he paid $2,000. She was prepared to do what other women have done to pro athletes in the past (hi, Julian Edelman and James Harden!) if he didn’t pay up.

Just one problem: Jagr DGAF. Additionally, he’s single so he didn’t have to try to hide the post-sex selfie from his wife or girlfriend. As a result, he had just one response for the blackmailer when she said she was going to put the photo up on the Internet for all to see: “I don’t care.”

The dude is single and nailed a Czech model who is 25 years younger than him. Why would he care if a picture of the aftermath got out? It wouldn’t be that out of character for Jags to buy a billboard in Times Square and put the picture up on that. Did she really think he’d pony up $2,000 to keep it hush-hush? Two grand can buy a lot of mullet cream for our boy, and he likes to keep his lettuce fresh.

And so the pic, as underwhelming as it is, went up.

Well done, JJ. Well done.

The best part of the story? The extortionist got screwed by more than just Jagr.

After the woman let the photo get out, reports indicated that she is actually the one with everything to lose. She is reportedly dating Czech hockey prospect Domink Rudl—who has credited Jagr with being his idol—and almost immediately after the photo was released, it was everywhere.

27 years in the pros and one extortion attempt later — still nothing can stop Jagr. If I was him, I’d be my favorite player, too.

[via Yahoo! News]

Image via Twitter

  3. JohnRedcorn211

    He’s Czech, they are the hotter, non-Communist cousins to Russians. I understand Jagr’s love for his own women.

    9 years ago at 5:45 pm
  5. Polo__Mane

    Yharomeer Yagger could easily gain acceptance to my high school frat. Btw have a I mentioned I am a star there? Banging broads, Frat.

    9 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. DonTrump

      Either you’ve never played, or you were the whiny bitch on the 4th line in squirt hockey who could barely stand on skates

      9 years ago at 6:10 pm
      2. CrazyDiamond

        Yeah you’re right it’s not like places like LA and Tampa have good teams

        9 years ago at 6:57 pm
      3. Fratasaurus

        Do they? I wouldn’t know I don’t pay attention to it. I’m not saying its a bad sport but I don’t really picture an elementary school kid in tampa trying to play squirt hockey

        9 years ago at 7:56 pm
      4. GoodbyeNormalStreet

        Eh I just don’t give a shit about hockey lol. It was never a huge deal growing up in southwest Texas. I’m sure it’s not actually that bad

        9 years ago at 8:52 pm
      5. Tom Wilson

        It’s obviously popular for people of all ages in places like Southern California where they have three pro teams

        9 years ago at 10:06 pm
  11. CrazyDiamond

    She can’t be that good of a model if she’s going to the extent of extortion for $2000. I’m guessing soon she’ll be charging before the fact.

    9 years ago at 6:35 pm
    1. Channel4NewsTeam

      Yeah but $2000 American is probably at least 1,000,000 rubles or whatever bush league currency they use

      9 years ago at 8:03 pm
      2. sdh266

        Actually they use the koruna, and according to the exchange rate, $2000 USD is 48,431 koruna. Way off the mark with the 1million ruble guess, chief

        9 years ago at 7:13 pm