FAIL FRIDAY: The End Of The World
9 years ago

[failFriday]

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When your slam asks why you have a cage full of gerbils next to your bed and your reply is, “You’re about to find out.” TFM.

And then she sprints out of the room naked.

When you correct the lady at Starbucks that it’s actually called a Frat-uccino. TFM.

Yeah but it’s not and you’re a damn idiot.

Going to the psychiatric hospital and molesting patients while dressed as Batman to confuse the descriptions the patients give. TFM.

Hey man that is a serious sex crime not a joking matter at all.

Depriving the pledges of sleep for a few days, then paying the city’s homeless to dress up as clowns assault them with rubber hoses. TFM.

What the fuck is wrong with you people you’re getting sicker by the day.

The house manager organizing an intervention to discuss why there are so many dead gerbils covered in lube in your trash can. TFM.

Damn it gerbil perv get your ass out of here.

Explaining to the fraternity board that your increased attendance at tailgates is in no way connected to the recent stranglings. TFM.

This might be the most crimes we’ve ever had in one Fail Friday.

Calling your Uber driver a fucking geed when he starts telling you about how he didn’t join a fraternity in college because he only liked wine. TFM.

Dude not everyone has to be “frat.” He’s a fucking Uber driver. Leave him alone.

Having to use the shorter urinal cuz balls so low. TFM.

Really, really strong effort here. You were so close to the wall.

If I ain’t fingering by 4 pm on a Friday, we might as just cancel the fuckin’ weekend. TFM.

Sheeeeeit might as well cancel the fuckin’ weekend.

Intern you piece of shit put my TFMs on the wall or I will come up to Grandex and tattoo them to your pathetic face you pile of shit. TFM or die mother fucker.

That just about sums it up. TFM or die mother fuckers.

GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY

Weakest "man bun" attempt of all-time.
Weakest “man bun” attempt of all-time.
Mickey pulls mad mouse ass.
Mickey pulls mad mouse ass.
Things arent going well for this guy.
Things aren’t going well for this guy.
Matt done got chairs stacked on his corpse.
Matt done got chairs stacked on his corpse.
Do less.
Do less.
This pic is deep, yo.
This pic is deep, yo.
Thats great, guys. Just great.
That’s great, guys. Just great.
Calm down you cheesing motherfucker.
Calm down you cheesing motherfucker.
"Lets all do the sorority squat itll be hilarious!"
“Let’s all do the sorority squat it’ll be hilarious!”
Westside ride or die, bitches.
Westside ride or die, bitches.
That is an impressively long stream of yarf.
That is an impressively long stream of yarf.
The fuck, guys?
The fuck, guys?
Goobers go to lunch.
Goobers go to lunch.
At least hell have a shitload of cups when he wakes up.
At least he’ll have a shitload of cups when he wakes up.
The night was going well, and then things took a turn.
The night was going well, and then things took a turn.
Why? What is that plate for? WHY?
Why? What is that plate for? WHY?
Someone should probably call an ambulance.
Someone should probably call an ambulance.
Eating the butt like groceries. TFM.
Eating the butt like groceries. TFM.
You know youre a redneck when your toilet is in the front yard.
You know you’re a redneck when your toilet is in the front yard.
Cocaine eyes. TFM.
Cocaine eyes. TFM.

Extremely Uninspiring Tailgate Video

Probably Didn’t Need A Recap Video Of This

Seriously You’re Just Making Videos For Anything Now

Chaser

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    1. ThePatternIsFull

      Admittedly, I didn’t read the article…it would’ve been better had the intern kept this to himself this week.

      9 years ago at 11:58 am
  5. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Noon? Fucking noon? You shit stabber. I hope you get tetanus from that rusty pipe Holt fucks you with.

    9 years ago at 12:00 pm
  6. TacBRO_Bell

    If I have to wake up for class at 9:30, then you should have this posted by 9, you little shit stick.

    9 years ago at 12:02 pm
  7. ThursdayNightClub

    I sincerely hope that picture of the Beta inspires Regester to take it to the next level ….

    9 years ago at 12:03 pm
    1. USArmy

      It was a ploy to get you signed up for endless Rowdy Gentleman and Man Outfitters ads.

      9 years ago at 12:58 pm
  9. TacBRO_Bell

    The shitty Ellen Degeneres angel is so happy he’s actually getting to touch a girl that he has a half chub.

    9 years ago at 12:06 pm
      1. UnKappaFifth

        He put a gerbil in his butt yet I’m supposed to take laps? all these downvotes mustve been PIKEs defending their freedom to insert things in their southmouth

        9 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. IAmBecomeFrat

      Our tailgates are shitty, but most of that video was 8ish hours before the game

      9 years ago at 3:57 pm
      1. TacticalButterKnife

        A shitty video is a shitty video, no matter how many ways you try and spin it.

        9 years ago at 4:46 pm