Colts Coach Chuck Pagano’s Moving Postgame Speech Will Have You Ready To Kick Some Ass
Personally, I’m not one for motivational speeches. In high school, I remember cracking up when my football coach tried to inspire our shitty team to avoid us getting thoroughly embarassed. Seriously, we had kids fucking cry during the pregame only to get slaughtered on the field and head into halftime down 50. Motivational speeches are “meh” to me.
But there are a few that’ll still tug at my heartstrings…
The Indianapolis Colts are having a bad season. After two atrocious performances to open the year, the Colts finally found a way to win yesterday against the Titans. Colts head coach Chuck Pagano, a cancer survivor, was proud of his guys, so he let them know it in the locker room:
Damn, doesn’t that have you ready to run through a fucking wall? I’m ready to suit up right now and blindside Dan right out of his desk chair. Chuck Pagano is the man. No doubt in my mind, each of his players loves playing hard for that guy.
The only thing that ruins this video is Andrew Luck’s nasally ass voice chiming in at the end. WE DON”T NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU, ANDREW — we got enough from Chuck already.
The 1-2 Colts host a terrible Jacksonville team next Sunday..
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Ready to lick* some ass
10 years ago at 5:35 pmHey! We don’t take kindly to your type round here.
10 years ago at 5:41 pmThis was the softest thing I’ve ever seen. They beat the titans.
10 years ago at 5:38 pmAnd they had to get out of their own way to do so.
10 years ago at 9:34 pmSteve, this article is an example on why everyone hates you.
10 years ago at 5:40 pmOnce again you’ve proved your willingness and ability to let down everyone who reads your articles
10 years ago at 5:45 pmFuck you Steve
10 years ago at 5:47 pmThe only ass I want to kick is yours Steve for posting this shitty article
10 years ago at 5:58 pmI honestly feel less enthusiastic after this video
10 years ago at 6:09 pmThanks for the shit article, Dan.
10 years ago at 6:26 pmDan, cut the shit you chubby bitch.
10 years ago at 6:55 pmSpeech wasn’t that great, but Andrew Luck’s voice at the end really brings this shitty article together. Get a new voice Andrew Luck.
10 years ago at 7:00 pm