Telling her you play football when in reality you're a minor contributor on your flag football team. TFM. jaredcutts9 years ago
Stellar.
9 years ago at 3:45 pmYou must be a big hit at parties
9 years ago at 4:03 pmYou are a disappointment in your dad’s eyes.
9 years ago at 5:43 pmDads’
9 years ago at 9:49 pmWow. You are a FUCKING loser
9 years ago at 9:02 pmAt least you got laid.
9 years ago at 12:19 amWell that’s one way to still probably not get laid.
9 years ago at 2:33 am