Convicted Flasher Says Unusually Small Penis Proves His Innocence
A 68-year-old man is going to jail for whipping his dick out and showing it to the world. The only problem is that this guy says he isn’t the suspect police are looking for. Despite having a prostitute eloquently describe his dick to the police, the accused stands firm in saying that his weinus is small to the point that he’d never whip it out in public.
From Metro UK:
Hinton Sheryn, 68, had denied he would get his genitals out in public – because he was embarrassed it was ‘unusually small’.
Hinton now faces 17 years for his crimes. This is a loss for the small penis community. We will overcome this, though. We’ve been playing behind the eight-ball for centuries and things are always coming up tiny..
[via Metro UK]
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So let me get this straight, you can say dick but you can’t say penis?
10 years ago at 3:16 pmUnusually small dicks are a tfm
10 years ago at 3:17 pm17 years for that? I should really start watching my behavior.
10 years ago at 3:19 pmill watch you behavior
10 years ago at 5:13 pmOnly if we can get drunk and have fun clown time?
10 years ago at 7:20 pmEven a toothpick can do some damage going 90 miles an hour.
10 years ago at 3:29 pmFlashing a prostitute is no big deal, it probably shouldn’t even be illegal. She’s probably just mad he never paid
10 years ago at 3:40 pmSteve Holt strikes again
10 years ago at 3:44 pmAt first I thought this was written by Steve Holt and then I realized that the perp only flashed his junk–no jacking off involved.
10 years ago at 5:01 pmHe would be 85 if he got out, and everyone would still know he has a small dick.
10 years ago at 8:43 pm“You just gotta let the cock do its thing”
10 years ago at 11:03 pmArrested for ‘Insufficient Exposure’. TFM
10 years ago at 4:23 pm