Win Six Figs By Crushing Fantasy Football This Weekend

Admit it, your current fantasy football team sucks. You’ve pooped the bed on multiple occasions and part of you wants to throw in the towel on the entire season. Luckily for you, you can still win big dough, and you can do it every damn week instead of just once at the end of the year. Enter DraftKings, your fantasy savior.
Enter the $1,5000,000 Contest NOW FREE
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers. In this week’s NFL $1.5M NFL Play Action fantasy football contest, you’ll have the chance to take home a fat $100,000. That’s big money, son. Think of the strange you’ll be pulling with all that cash.
1-week fantasy football is easier to understand than your blackout drunk pledge brother. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. Can’t figure it out? What’re you, stupid?
Over 120,000 players win guaranteed money in this little shindig. If you can’t place in the top 120,000, then you should quit watching sports forever. The contest begins on Sunday, October 18th.
Enter The Contest NOW FOR FREE
If you’re new to DraftKings, then your entry into this contest is completely free. If you crush DK on the reg like I do, then you’re only paying $3 to potentially rake in $100k. Yeah, that’s one hell of a return-on-investment.

Sign up now, nerds, and draft your team before the contest fills up..
You’re not fooling any of us with your shit draft kings click bait, intern.
10 years ago at 11:05 amOriginally read as ‘Win Six Flags’ and I am now slightly sad.
10 years ago at 11:26 amWow I’d heard of Draft Kings before! Can’t wait to play though. In fact, I think I’ll go ahead and sign up right now! Thanks TFM Intern!
10 years ago at 12:11 pmIf you actually like gambling on money lines not rip off fucking draft kings/fan duel bullshit, go to bovada.com. Bet on a spread like a real man, and no I didn’t get paid like these pussies to say that.
10 years ago at 4:33 pm